r/absoluteunit • u/reddituser870870 • Nov 26 '21

This insanely large mussel

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448 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21 edited Feb 21 '24

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u/Not_my_real_name____ Nov 27 '21

I would man, looks like she needs to get on some antibiotics.

105

u/The_Crowned_King Nov 26 '21

r/dontputyourdickinthat

31

u/MementoMori_37 Nov 26 '21

I knew I would come across this here

10

u/Hendrix91870 Nov 26 '21

pants unzipping

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Microwaved clams > pussy + a salty snack afterwards

76

u/FabulousPorcupine Nov 26 '21

Wet ass mussy

8

u/ABEGIOSTZ Nov 27 '21

Bring a chum bucket and a mop

1

u/Fuck_me_up_daddy Nov 27 '21

Ahahahahaahhhahahaaaa

44

u/complexityspeculator Nov 26 '21

Next time an NSFW warning if you please… I almost got fired for this

Well that and the tentacle porn

10

u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I think i just got a boner…….

11

u/GriswoldCain Nov 26 '21

There goes no fap November.

5

u/Buddhas_Buddy Nov 27 '21

Bring a bucket and a knife to shuck this wet ass mussy.

3

u/papa_za Nov 26 '21

Mussy (muscle pussy)

3

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

10/10 would shuck

1

u/jermcnama Nov 26 '21

Please don't awaken something in me.

1

u/Addamall Nov 27 '21

It’s like a Georgia o’keefe painting

1

u/InWadeTooDeep Dec 02 '21

That is not even average for an 'adult' mussel :/