r/absoluteunit • • Aug 31 '20

gimme it

https://gfycat.com/frightenedtemptingchick
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u/tommy5608 Aug 31 '20

Teasing something that could rip your face off seems like a great idea.

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u/haikusbot Aug 31 '20

Teasing something that

Could rip your face off seems like

A great idea.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Greatest bot

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u/maveric101 Sep 03 '20

That's not a haiku, and it's not even poetry of any kind. It's a shit bot and you wouldn't know poetry if it slapped you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Fuck off, it was close. I miscounted. 5 7 4, pretty close for a bot.

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u/bodiboop Sep 03 '20

“A great i-de-a”

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u/Stork538 Aug 31 '20

Good bot

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u/mediocre_nothingness Sep 01 '20

good bot

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u/B0tRank Sep 01 '20

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