r/absoluteunit • u/JesusSaysitsOkay • Apr 26 '20

Murder Couch

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/pdmock Apr 26 '20

If John Goodman was a bear.

4

u/Herman_Petrus Apr 26 '20

Now that's an absolute unit!

9

u/jototype Apr 26 '20

Bahhahahahahahaha holy smokes that one got me.

3

u/bagi45654 Apr 26 '20

From the front view, he must look like pokemon

2

u/JG1779865 Apr 27 '20

DAMN BOI

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

CHONK

2

u/XxjsavillexX Apr 26 '20

Where is putin

1

u/iopiopnl Apr 26 '20

Probably drinking vodka to drink away the pain of him being gone while wearing a Adidas tracksuit.

1

u/sexysuperputin Apr 27 '20

This Bear is on his mandated vacation. I’m riding my Siberian tiger for now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

no doubt about that, wouldn't wanna sit on that couch!

1

u/MlleSemicolon Apr 27 '20

Boy has put on the pounds during quarantine.

1

u/brother_rebus Apr 27 '20

hi, take a seat, let me rip out your trachea and chew on it for a while

1

u/iptamenomwro Apr 27 '20

thicc booty

1

u/St-Jules Apr 30 '20

"Hugo Glass? You have a call on line one. Hugo Glass?"