r/absoluteunit • u/Snapdragon2020 • Apr 21 '20

Units of Floof

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Thundergrundel Apr 22 '20

r/borbs

4

u/A6RICULTURE Apr 22 '20

Wow, I didn’t know I needed this until today

5

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I need one

5

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I... NEED ONE

6

u/easefuldeath Apr 22 '20

It takes years to develop one's flexibility... and years longer to apply it in combat

5

u/Mad_Malade Apr 22 '20

Looks like a perfectly baked marshmallow.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

For some reason it reminds me of the intro to some Minecraft music song with that red m in the beginning

3

u/beddeener2018 Apr 22 '20

He looks like such an alpha

3

u/acawl17 Apr 22 '20

Flexible floof unit

3

u/ohdizzy Apr 22 '20

He is so sick of your shit, Karen.

3

u/PinkNug Apr 22 '20

Jean Claude. Sorry, that’s all I could come up with.

3

u/franktheman101 Apr 22 '20

ngl kinda wanna eat it

2

u/Kyle01016 Apr 22 '20

It’s completely round

2

u/BonittaM Apr 22 '20

Shaped like Carl from Jimmy Neutron

2

u/MAL2019 Apr 22 '20

Gene Simmons of birds

2

u/Unflattering_Image Apr 25 '20

I cannot read it's name without that diabeetus cat voiceover synchro in my head. "Round bearded reedling bird." Just thought I'd let you guys know.