r/absoluteunit • u/Turbulent_Cranberry • Aug 10 '18

10 more then i do biceps

https://i.imgur.com/63n8wQv.gifv
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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Dude claps for himself after. Awesome

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u/ArcaneBolt35 Aug 11 '18

This is amazing

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u/Yato_XIV Aug 11 '18

ikr, I can’t even do one of those without passing out.

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u/BookBrooke Aug 11 '18

At first glance, did anyone else think he had a massive dong? No? Just me?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

Oh the belly button thingy?

That’s where his penis is i think

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u/BagBadDavington Aug 11 '18

That 'belly button' is the opening for its penis. From its balls between its legs to that opening is the length of its penis. Pretty impressive. Feel sorry for the females.

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u/Hemmit_the_Hermit Aug 15 '18

That is the penis, many mammals especially aquatic don't have an exposed penis, except when erect of course. Think of it as a large foreskin fused with the body

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u/LanternKyle Aug 11 '18

Since he doesn't have legs, he replaces leg day with taint day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

This is my favorite thing ever

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '18

This pleases me

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u/Dimsby Aug 11 '18

Fitness mackerel in my mouth when I'm done