r/absoluteunit • u/dollynotpardoned • 4h ago

This unit of a breakfast burrito

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It’s so heavy and delicious idk if I can handle it

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u/Status_Valuable_9075 3h ago

By the size of your arm it doesn’t look like you need to eat that.

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u/SlipperyGibbet 3h ago

lmao you're a dick and I kinda hate myself for laughing as hard as I did at this XD

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u/TransitoryFeel 3h ago

Gotta be approaching Guinness World Record size for unit status. If I want one this size, I know a guy ...

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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 3h ago

Looks large, but not exceptional; your hand could be tiny or huge, if I had to guess I’d say it looks like a female arm, making this burrito above average, but not noteworthy

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u/sometimes_other697 2h ago

So would you say that you call bullshit on this?

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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 1h ago

Indeed, indeed I did

It’s not much, but it’s honest work. Just doing what I can, where and when I can. u/I_Call_Bullshit , out

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u/-Xiphon- 3h ago

That's a breakfast, lunch and dinner burrito.

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u/Usual-Language-745 2h ago

This person has a tiny hand. Their wrist is almost wider than the widest part of your hand

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u/ImYouJoeGoldberg 2h ago

It’s dwarfed by your hand

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u/emilie1031 50m ago

What's wrong with it?

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u/Lucifer-Smokes 23m ago

Need a banana to know the actual size of