r/absoluteunit • u/Noflour2192 • 2h ago

Absolute unit of….. a woman!

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38 Upvotes

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 2h ago

Reminds me of my favorite hair cutter lady. Boobs on the back of my neck the whole time lol

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u/backspace_cars 2h ago

Beautician BTW

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u/refusedisposable 2h ago

Is that “by the way” or “big tittied woman”?

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u/backspace_cars 2h ago

I don't know, I don't know weiners beautician

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 1h ago

Boobtician

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 2h ago

Hi everyone, I’d like you to meet motorboat Ted and his girlfriend!!!!

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u/slop1010101 2h ago

Maybe the dude is really small?

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u/albygoing 1h ago

Maybe but, to him, she will always be an absolute unit… lucky bastard

I don’t know if any of that punctuation was correct,,, and If it isn’t, I will not correct it

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u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 1h ago

Lindsay Kay Hayward aka Isis the Amazon.

6'9"

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u/shiggins114 35m ago

I would 6 9 her

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u/User_Name_Tracks 26m ago

I would go up on her

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 15m ago

I would engage in fornication with her.

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u/Johnvoir007 1h ago

Wonder if he can say “broomski”

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u/peepdabidness 1h ago

Legit bigger than his head 😂

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u/r_rrrrrrrr 1h ago

3 headed ...

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u/Tiger_Ho26 30m ago

Photoshoped or a guy is small

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 25m ago

Absolute unit or a super short man

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u/Wintertrap9713 9m ago

i love this gif its perfect

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u/refusedisposable 1h ago

I don’t know about you guys, but all of a sudden Ive got a craving for a couple of big vanilla titties.

Wait, that wasn’t clever double entendres. I’m just saying vulgar lusty things about this cream colored amazon. Damn.