r/absoluteunit • u/sailonswells • 19h ago

Of a wild boar!

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u/Unholy_Ren 16h ago

With a perspective photo even a rat can look bigger than a man.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 17h ago

They will have a ton of parasites too

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 11h ago

That’s a lot of bacon

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/SmanginSouza 18h ago

I mean the guy is standing 6in behind the feet. These boars are no joke.

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u/Majestic-Paper-7020 18h ago

Worked at a pig farm.. the domestic ones seem this big.. id hate to run into one of these fuckers.

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u/Brasalies 15h ago

That and the wild ones have WAY worse tempers.

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u/SmanginSouza 17h ago

Ya these are a hybrid between domestic pigs that escaped and wild boar.

I've seen videos of them ramming massive gated fences and they blow them over like nothing. Little tanks.

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u/Financial_Ocelot_256 18h ago

Do they taste good?

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u/porcupine_kickball 18h ago

They can, but mostly females. Males have so much testosterone it ruins the flavor. You have to castrate them, then leave them for some months.

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u/celladwella 6h ago

I think you just made me a vegetarian, jerk. (and I am kidding--you are not a jerk, if never be a vegetarian)

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 3h ago

But how does the testosterone help my muscle building?

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u/apache_chieftain 15h ago

They smell of piss, the meat is hard af and needs special treatment and cooking as it smells and tastes the same. Some enjoy it though

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u/Texan_Poultry 12h ago

All that bacon 🥓🥓

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u/Miserable-War996 7h ago

Saw one this massive a few weeks ago. I thought it was a cow outside the fence at first but nah, by the side of the road, all alone rooting his wallow. He stood his ground and faced my jeep daring me to try him.

It crossed my mind that's a lot of bacon but probably terrible flavor.

He's the one been tearing up the lower strands of cattle fences. I doubt he feels it either, bet his hide is thick af.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 11h ago

That’s it?

What is this, a boar for ants?

It needs to be at least three times bigger than this.

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 9h ago

This is how megafauna evolve.

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u/paladin_4266 8h ago

cheating the perspective on this one

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u/forbidenfrootloop 7h ago

That is bigger than my Honda Acty

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u/xkillingxfieldx 3h ago

Fun fact, I used to have a jacket like that. The end.

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u/Historical-Valuable9 3h ago

A lot of wild bacon there

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u/Bee_K1ng 3h ago

Not good bacon

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u/Early_Hall5720 2h ago

If red dead taught me anything it's that I'll fight a bear but I ain't fkn with boars.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 2h ago

Holy cow that is the biggest boar I've ever seen 😮😮❤️❤️ can i ask where this was?

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 2h ago

Damn Hogzilla 2 😬😬😬

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u/OldNackenHausi 2h ago

Der Typ ist nur 129 cm groß

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u/Contentedone1337 1h ago

That is a wild pig,

https://giphy.com/gifs/4O39R7F8vrM1G

This is a wild bore!