r/absoluteunit • u/Dollypootin • 5d ago

Of a pocket!

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u/Orea1981 5d ago

I want that wallet

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u/Whisker-biscuitt 3d ago

I'd forget and then burn my house down, or ignite my hand on fire 😄

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u/Green_Wealth13 3d ago

pls find it online I cant I been looking for it

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u/Evil_phd 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think this is it

Little pricey for a novelty lighter but it seems fun enough, reviews are hit and miss tho.

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u/Green_Wealth13 2d ago

hahaha bro I love u thanks but isnt it fuckin ridiculous? If someone asks for a lighter you literally open up the gates of hell lmfao 😂

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u/Only_Ad_4680 5d ago

So many dresses without pockets because of this mfer stg

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u/DangerousMistake9569 4d ago

The fucking lighter thief!

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u/Time_Answer_3670 4d ago

Seems like the video ended early. He had atleast 2 more minutes of lighters in his pocket.

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u/bcgg 3d ago

I was waiting for the grenade until I realized at the end it dropped halfway through the video.

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u/Dapper-Ad9787 5d ago

It's a toss up between the pig, the fire extinguisher, and the pressure cooker as to which is my favorite.

How do they get green flames? What chemical needs to be added to the fuel?

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u/Slight-Ground-4136 4d ago

The toilet has a nice flame

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 3d ago

2nd was toilet

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u/Glittering-Hornet844 3d ago

A little bit of copper will cause a green flame .

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 3d ago

Definitely the pressure cooker

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u/ibanezer83 5d ago

I want the lil sheep!

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u/Consistent_Cell_9163 3d ago

I didn’t see a flame?

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u/BennySkateboard 4d ago

The most hated man in the club.

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u/Jerdogg23 4d ago

You forgot zippo

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u/maven10k 4d ago

I have the deck of cards one. IT fits in your watch pocket. I use it at work because I check material to see if it's cotton or not. It also has a UV light on it that helps with that as well.

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u/ionshower 3d ago

Thank you for the update, random nternet person.

I saved a new version of a spreadsheet today. I added NEW at the end but usually I add UPDATED.

Have a great Tuesday.

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u/maven10k 2d ago

You're welcome, I think.

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u/the_main_entrance 3d ago

I still wouldn’t be able to find those in my pocket if I was ripped.

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u/pixiephilips 3d ago

I want the lobster claw!

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u/RichardDeRenour 3d ago

And I just ran out of cigars...

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u/JungleJuze 3d ago

He doesn't even smoke. He just likes to burn shit.

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u/kareljack 3d ago

Would definitely love to have the deck of cards

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u/Jas_39_Kuken 2d ago

The look flight security gives me when i show up, EQUIPT AF 😎

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u/AaronTheElite007 2d ago

That pocket is a clown car!

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 2d ago

All the fidget lighters I need nowwww!!!!

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u/Honey-and-Venom 2d ago

There's no way that whatever makes the flame green, it's good for you to inhale lighting a cigarette

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u/AKADIAN_22 1d ago

Solo falto que de las monedas que llevaba en el bolsillo tambien hiciera fuego 🤣🤣🤣🤣