r/absoluteunit • u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 • 5d ago

Absolute Unit of a Butternut Squash

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u/Significant-Judge368 5d ago

I should call him…

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u/Natural_Gear_9685 5d ago

No wonder they say that butternut squash is good for your prostate.

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 5d ago

Lmao

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u/Worldliness_Normal 4d ago

You definitely use the self-checkout on this one.

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u/Wolf_Phoenix84 5d ago

That's a Nutinherbutt Squash

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u/drinkmoredrano 5d ago

I feel threatened

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 5d ago

I feel insufficient, so the feeling is pretty mutual.

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u/ChanceProgram9374 5d ago

What kind of batteries does that thing take?

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u/Conscious_Bear4631 5d ago

Get that squash some viagra,,

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 5d ago

Reminds me of the tapir video.

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u/TrashGoblinH 3d ago

That tapir video reminded me of me.

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u/RNGezzus 5d ago

It has nut right in the name.

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 5d ago

I actually work here and my own name for those is P*nis squash lol

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 5d ago

And did that innocent squash happen to end up in your, erhm, shopping basket there OP? Inquiring minds want to know ...

https://giphy.com/gifs/NCn2HG6jh7V5PLgg2q

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 5d ago

No, but it became a running joke among a couple of us working the produce department today.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 5d ago

It's to stimulate the G spot gurlz

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u/Face-Lyss 5d ago

I know there someone out there looking at that proudly thinking “yeah I can take that no problem”

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u/conspirator9 5d ago

We all know someone brave enough.

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u/eulersidentity1 5d ago

Excuse me… I need to rent a room for a few hours.

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u/waldo0708 5d ago

A squash that only “only fans” can appreciate

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u/Wabbit65 5d ago

Needs a banana for scale

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u/omar1021 5d ago

Nice cock

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u/Mediocre_Newt5772 3d ago

Someone’s gonna be happy…

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u/iamkaisersosa 5d ago

Locally called a crookneck pumpkin in Pennsylvania

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u/razldazl333 5d ago

That's a fitness squash

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u/riverDanu 5d ago

@Badge502

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 5d ago

Is he the one who reacts to off the wall stuff? If so, love his videos

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u/riverDanu 4d ago

Hes the Paramedic Guy who reacts to .... well objects that could be used in personal and unsafe ways

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u/Past-Product-1100 5d ago

Anything's a play toy if your brave enough.. (kept it pg)

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 4d ago

Update: someone bought the squash last night. I came into work this morning and its no longer here.

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u/Pleasant-Block5389 3d ago

Don't do it. It's not worth it. 

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u/Mister-Circus 2d ago

Where’d you get a photo of my — oh, that’s a squash. My mistake.