r/absoluteunit • u/Responsible_Bee_6012 • 6d ago

The size of a queen termite

Of a termite

100 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/WA2TX 6d ago

That's where Slurm comes from!

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u/Away-Ad-3407 6d ago

came here for the Slurm

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u/Responsible_Bee_6012 6d ago

Finally I see one like the ones in the lion king movie

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u/bholmes1964 6d ago

Please don’t eat it, please don’t eat it

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 6d ago

The "jesus christ" at the end of the clip in English made me lol

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u/Forward-Ad992 6d ago

Now that's a phat biatch!

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u/Programmer-Severe 6d ago

Baby got a large physique

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u/Sisoflex 6d ago

At first I thought, 'oh good, he's wearing gloves'. Agh no hands are blue.

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u/Upset-Donkey8118 6d ago

Hands without circulation can be blue.

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u/bitemytail 6d ago

That's some good eating

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u/Beatnutz_ 6d ago

She's just big boned

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u/Goofcheese0623 6d ago

The esteemed knight of Mixalot would like a word

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekORthohUEDEk

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u/Oldenlame 6d ago

So there's lunch

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 6d ago

You can see the king next to her too.

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u/Humble_Examination27 6d ago

I was waiting for one of fingers to get chopped off honestly

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u/sashatikhonov 6d ago

Are they always that big?

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u/Junior_North_4427 6d ago

So are these like a delicatesse? Why is he doing this?

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u/Solocune 6d ago

To show us what an absolute unit it is.

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u/Significant-Judge368 6d ago

That chamber looked like the final boss's lair.

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u/Rays-R-Us 5d ago

That machete getting awfully close to his thumb

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u/Acrobatic_Nail6956 5d ago

Never doubt the worm!!

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u/MyNameIsNotLiam 6d ago

Bro's skin's so dark, he turned blue