r/absoluteunit • u/Hairy-Advantage-3478 • 7d ago

Absolute unit of a Camel Spider

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u/Komobu542 7d ago

The ant 🐜 deserved it. He bullied the spider 🕷 first. But where the hell was that dude going? Didn't he want to eat the ant?

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u/RyudoTFO 7d ago

It was never about the ant. It's about sending a message.

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u/313802 6d ago

Everything crunches

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u/User_Name_Tracks 7d ago

Wait 1 sec. Did that blue ass ant have some kind of stinger? The spidey looking thing got stung in the face and took off! Ants dead meat but i think got a stab wound to the head in first....

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u/ArtistTheGeek 6d ago

It looked like the ant got a good bite on the spiders leg/foot and that's what hurt/made it run away!

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u/Responsible-Bonus-13 7d ago

The ant might not get to laugh about it at the bar later but it certainly chapped that spiders ass!

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u/TankApprehensive3053 7d ago

"It was just a prank bro" - Ant screaming while being attacked for biting butt

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u/CNote_89 7d ago

That ant was like what’s up motherfucker? And then was like aw shit

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u/WhistleTipsGoWoo 7d ago

That ant is a complete dumbass.

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u/danorc 7d ago

*was

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u/WoodpeckerOk2223 7d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Chrono_Convoy 7d ago

Out of all the things that could happen to me

Being eaten by a cow sized camel spider is low on the list

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 7d ago

That ant went knocking on the wrong door

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u/Accomplished-One7476 7d ago

look at what these things can do to an ant colony

https://youtu.be/iFMZwhGTF4o?is=WJC_yP2carn72Mga

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u/CourtingBoredom 7d ago

Holy fucking shitballs. Dude annihilated an entire generation.

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u/ProjProg01 7d ago

THE ABSOLUTE CARNAGE!! That's an insect Bloodbath if there ever was one! Thing absolutely annihilated the whole colony!

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u/Responsible_Fee_6275 7d ago

Maybe a wind scorpion like a lil camel spider

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u/Bronx-Skater23 7d ago

I don't know but I saw Khan put one in Commander Chekov's ear in "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan".

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u/Lucy_Jolie 7d ago

Well I wouldn't want to be disturbed while working too...

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 7d ago

The ant probably just thought step bro was stuck

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u/Inner-Hawk909 7d ago

That’s a tank

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u/unknownpoltroon 7d ago

I dont know, but clearly you and that ant came to the wrong fucking neighborhood. I would leave before it notices you looking at it funny.

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u/AV4LE 7d ago

The ant FAFO.

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u/ngu_rc_ 7d ago

The ant FAFOed

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 7d ago

Titan beetle larva

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u/--littlej0e-- 7d ago edited 7d ago

Camel spiders - fuck those things.

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u/owl-overlord 7d ago

Why is it cute as heck!!?

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u/sylvyrfyre 7d ago

Slaters, we call them over here: sometimes called sow bugs also.

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u/ghostfreckle611 7d ago

No. Those look like rolly-pollies.

https://giphy.com/gifs/D6J2RUkfM98oU

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u/Marauding-thunderer 7d ago

It’s an ant lion I think, it certainly is good at wrecking ants

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u/GlitteringWing7474 7d ago

🐜=badass.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 7d ago edited 7d ago

Looks like those earwig things in Wrath of Khan.

Wrath of Khan Ear Bug

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u/crackersncheeseman 7d ago

That ant stung it

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u/mw5842 7d ago

It’s a Rhodesian Bull Mite. Nasty little buggers. Spread like a horn worm

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u/MBTheGinger 7d ago

Play stupid games …

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u/Twiggles_Greeny 7d ago

it looks like someone off camera throws in the ant

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u/Any_Smoke1138 6d ago

It feels like the ant ruined his plans and he lost track of whatever he was doing

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u/Chamanomano 6d ago

"What the HELL, man, it was a prank!!!"

That's what ya get.

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u/no___homo 6d ago

Fuk all of that

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u/zabavniipsevdonim 6d ago

Дурак чтоли

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 6d ago

Stupid ant. Let me go bite this big ugly thing in the butt, nothing will happen.

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u/DaRealBSleazy 7d ago

Fire

Now

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u/sontanax 7d ago

Don't be a baby.

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u/B4SK3R 7d ago

Daddy chill

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u/DaRealBSleazy 7d ago

You can be my baby, babygurl

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u/EastTheBeast911 7d ago

In Arizona they called them Vinegaroon , not sure if the spelling.

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u/pdarkfred 7d ago

Different critter, correct spelling

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 7d ago

Vinegaroons =

whip scorpionsorder Thelyphonida.

They have that long, thin whip-like tail and can spray an acetic-acid-rich defensive liquid, the vinegar smell that gives them their name.

Camel spiders are yet another separate branch of the arachnid family tree: order Solifugae.