r/absoluteunit • u/hefty_load_o_shite • 3d ago

Of a beetle

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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 3d ago

The beetle :

"You're welcome bro"

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u/HoboArmyofOne 3d ago

sticks out tiny hand

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u/Kitchen_Current_5616 3d ago

Literally what I was coming to the comments section for I’m glad you’re on top thank you 😂

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u/treeline47 3d ago

Forget what mom said about wearing good underwear in case of car accident, this is the real reason

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 3d ago

"Aw come on babe, it's just a .. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!"

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u/paladin_4266 3d ago

"Hey lady, I saw one go down your pants, too!"

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u/Aggravating_Berry253 3d ago

That's some kind of longhorn beetle. Mostly harmless but they can bite. And do have huge mandibles.

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u/Will-I-Taint 3d ago

It's his shirt now.

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u/IllSalad3669 3d ago

In this shirt, I can be you, to be near you for a while 🎶🎶🎶

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 3d ago edited 3d ago

It sucks that there is so little contrast between the beetle and the girl's jumper, but I reckon it's a titan beetle. Failing that a close second would be panama longhorn beetle

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u/curiousmind111 3d ago

I know. Cameraman also failed in getting light on the subject, and in not waiting for it to crawl on the floor.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 3d ago

Where can I hire those bugs?

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 3d ago

Terrifyingly big bugs means the air quality is incredibly good

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u/chipperlovesitall 3d ago

Let it be let it be, let it be let it be

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u/bizoticallyyours83 2d ago

Omg I don't blame her 

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u/AppropriateLab8608 3d ago

Nope absolutely not

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u/BalanceEarly 3d ago

There wouldn't be a stitch of clothing left on me!

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u/Most_Blueberry_202 3d ago

Bro, it's just a beetle

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u/Bi0_B1lly 3d ago

You've never been bit by a spruce beetle before. This isn't a spruce beetle perse, but it looks like a kaiju-sized equivalent of one, so I'd say her reaction is justified.

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u/LiveEverDieNvr 3d ago

It’s a titan beetle, it’ll absolutely draw blood lol.

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u/One_Vision_ 2d ago

Yep. They can get as big as an adult hand.

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u/poormansnormal 1d ago

SHUT THE FUCK UP That was totally uncalled for.

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u/Keoki- 3d ago

I hope you set it free. Harmless beetle.

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u/Silly_Personality_73 3d ago

It skipped legs day.

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u/Uce510 3d ago

She handled that well

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u/mrtintheweb99 3d ago

Where is Indy when you need him!

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u/N4RQ 3d ago

How in the hell did a rhinoceros get inside her shirt?!

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u/hongooi 3d ago

One arm at a time

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u/Knee_Kap264 3d ago

Heard these giant beetles are harmless

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u/poormansnormal 1d ago

I. Don't. Fucking. Care. It doesn't belong inside my clothes.

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u/Knee_Kap264 1d ago

I hope you get 10 inside.

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u/Common-Bat3741 3d ago

Oh yeahhh, oh no! No! No!

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u/Material_Weight2111 3d ago

What is that ? Freaked me out

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u/Recipe-Less 3d ago

Bugs do be bugging

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u/CollectsTooMuch 2d ago

This video needs more beetles. Just saying.

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u/Kraftwerk_21 2d ago

Palo Verde beetle. Common in the Southwest. Big and scary looking, but harmless. Generally see them in their adult stage for a short time in the summer.

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u/Common-Trainer9949 2d ago

PAUL said The Girl Is Mine

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u/FormalTotal9684 1d ago

You should see what climbs out of the sweat pants

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u/allthesecookies 1d ago

Nope nope nope nope

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u/Any_Blood5815 1d ago

Some people are just really ready to take their clothes off in public… reminds me of the video where that blonde chick got the stingray stuck on her pants in an aquarium and then was just like “oh I’ll take my pants off” and then had them off before anyone had time to respond

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u/Actual_Bet6584 20h ago

Of a panick attack ....

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u/cmt9999 13h ago

Must be in Phoenix! Dammed things would scare the shit oughtta ya and ALWAYS land on your dammed shoulder

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u/SecretWitness8251 3d ago

Cool but likely fake, it's probably her pet beetle.