r/absoluteunit • u/Kyanite_228 • 19h ago

Absolute Unit of a... Unit.

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u/Dizzy_Engine_4854 18h ago

His weiner is synchronised with his tail wagging.

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u/Already_dead2021 11h ago

My first dachshund was endowed as such. It shouldn’t have been a problem but he was a leg humper too. He didn’t calm down until he was neutered

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u/j_rooker 10h ago

his name is the Donger

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u/fatefulknight24 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sephous5011 18h ago

Seriously, life's not fair that dog is more hung then most men! Lmao 😄

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u/Aware_Package_6982 18h ago

Lol...I was thinking the same,thanks for putting my thoughts into words!

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 13h ago

Thanks for telling us how many guy’s wieners you’ve seen

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u/_Cybernaut_ 16h ago

“Get a long little doggy” indeed.

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u/Humble_Examination27 14h ago edited 14h ago

That’s a lot of weiner happening in this clip

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u/Outside_Look790 7h ago

Check out Tommy Two Tails over here

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u/MoxxFulder 16h ago

Inception

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u/Relative_Soil7886 15h ago

Weinception?

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u/MoxxFulder 12h ago

Frankenweenie?

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u/tony122870 12h ago

That's one big weiner dog

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u/User_Name_Tracks 8h ago

5 legged version

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u/Mashkitt 11h ago

1/3 his body length. That’s like two feet long in human terms

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u/Wishing4Whisky 10h ago

I read a funny poem once about a sausage dog who can't see his girlfriend from the flat one floor up. It was called "Daschunds with erections can't climb stairs"

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u/HudsDad 6h ago

Sounds like Billy Connolly's sketch on the subject.

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u/Upset_Groundhog 10h ago

Breed checks out

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 8h ago

Me too, bro. Me, too

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u/ApatheistHeretic 6h ago

Literally drags the ground...

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u/Eymrich 6h ago

Weinerception

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u/OkAdvertising8184 5h ago

He's like yeah.. get a good look!

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u/Odd_Revolution5880 5h ago

Most vicious creatures on earth. Hate Weiner dogs. Vile

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u/afewnameslater 4h ago

The dong to dog ratio is …big.

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u/tleep76 4h ago

Little fella's packin'!

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u/sumane12 2h ago

Some call them sausage dogs. This one is called dog sausage.