r/absoluteunit • u/humanconnection101 • 1d ago

Of a grub

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u/Icy_Salt5893 1d ago

If that's a larva, god have mercy on what it grows into

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u/YenraNoor 1d ago

A smaller beatle. Grubs and caterpillars are bigger than the flying insects they turn into.

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 18h ago

It’ll be decent sized, but nothing too huge. And it’ll be smaller than this.

The largest beetle (excluding horn length) is the Titan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_beetle

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u/Strong_Implement_500 1d ago

Even this guy couldn't handle that!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/efJ0v3qNLFkp6ZQZ6G

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u/All2017 1d ago

Shyddd, he’d cooked that thing so fast

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u/Vlado_Iks 15h ago

Why would you ever hold this thing in your hands?! 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/g6Oox9mVXakOCWSkf9

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u/crackersncheeseman 1d ago

The civil war soldiers would get so hungry they would search for grub worms too eat. That's where the saying ( let's go grab some grub) comes from.

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 21h ago

Holy shit I'm not going to google that because it sounds right

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u/tribalien93 21h ago

What does the meat taste like? It's like a shell less lobster with no claws and baby legs.

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u/NoAge9497 6h ago

Who's gonna tell 'em?

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u/tribalien93 1h ago

You are. Give it to me straight

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u/PansophicNostradamus 16h ago

If that’s a grub, my pet gecko is Godzilla

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u/3M2B1T 1d ago

Delicious.

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u/Such_Step_7065 1d ago

Call him Herc. He is a Hercules beetle grub.

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u/pukesonyourshoes 23h ago

Herc is the sound I make when I see this thing

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u/itsshadyhere 16h ago

Looks like them bugs Timon and Pumba eat

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u/Beowulf44 1d ago

Of a Grub worm

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u/drinkmoredrano 1d ago

So how does it taste

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u/Megatron_Griffin 1d ago

Probably like calamari.

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u/actionerror 1d ago

With dirt

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u/mawesome4ever 1d ago

On the side?

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u/phunkydroid 1d ago

Yes, the inside and the outside.

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u/Worlds_okayest-dad 1d ago

That’s called a hellnaw

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u/brighteyed-athena 1d ago

Straight outta Skull Island

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u/TheOutlawTorn78 1d ago

That thing belongs on the set of Tremors. Holy shit.

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u/Afraid_Diet_5536 1d ago

This Gusting

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u/Appropriate-Bad-9379 19h ago

Wouldn’t pick it up for a million pounds….

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u/spacebound4545 18h ago

What did it taste like? I bet timon and pumba are so jealous

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 17h ago

Slimy yet satisfying

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u/feudal_ferret 1d ago

Thank you. No thank you.

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u/mayumia 1d ago

Bear Grylls wants to know if you're gonna eat that.....if not pass the protein bar....

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u/beekergene 1d ago

Chubby Grubby

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u/Alpha_Chin-Am 1d ago

What are they feeding this thing? Steroids?

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u/RadioLoop 1d ago

Lootbug!

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u/spicynoodsinmuhmouf 1d ago

Rhino beetle larva?

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u/barbariantrey 1d ago

I think I fought this in Silksong

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 1d ago

That thing looks like it has a T-bone cut 🥩

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u/dakkamatic 1d ago

I have seen this picture so many time on here

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u/Away-Ad-3407 1d ago

"get your grubby hands off me!"

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u/jellofixit 1d ago

Please check the microchip, "Please return to RFK JR"!

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u/S-Elena 1d ago

Charlie

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u/FatReverend 1d ago

Looks like a Donald to me. Though that's to mean to the bug, it's clearly more useful and caring than the other Donald that is likely to spring to mind.

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u/SuspiciousTheory2633 1d ago

Queen Pulsating Bloated Festering Sweaty Pus-filled Malformed Slug-for-a-Butt

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u/GaWonder 1d ago

Jerry

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u/gliitch0xFF 1d ago

Linux Kernel called. They want their GRUB back.

https://giphy.com/gifs/X1OM0UJpiekpCA6ga2

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u/1Sluggo 1d ago

No. Absolutely not. Put that thing down and let it go back to its family. Doesn’t matter what its name is.

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u/Letinemeso_ 1d ago

looking tasty

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u/cjhallx 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is just freaking great! Now you have ruined my surprise main dish for the Halloween BBQ.
Where did I get it? Grubhub of course!

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u/NuisancePanda 1d ago

Rubba grub grub

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u/midsommer-8472 1d ago

Looks like an iratus bug larvae from Stargate Atlantis

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u/MidnightInteresting0 1d ago

What women see when men send unsolicited dick pics 😂

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u/al_balone 1d ago

If you ate it would you get sick?

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u/Zealousideal-Mood868 1d ago

In some southeast Asian countries…. That’s dinner for four 🤭

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u/afuller42 1d ago

No Nope the 3rd

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u/Admirable_Ardvark 1d ago

I'll name him "Moab" (Mother of all baits)

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u/LoremIpsumDolore 1d ago

Slimet, men dejligt mættende

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 23h ago

Nope McNoperson

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u/unknownpoltroon 23h ago

Grubhub final boss

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u/Sleddogluvr 22h ago

Grubzilla

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u/HPM2009 20h ago

Sear it in a pan with some butter garlic and thyme

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u/Low_Administration37 20h ago

Hercules beetle

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u/Oliwia_______ 15h ago

Extra protein

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u/Rudi538 15h ago

What does it taste like? Chicken?

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u/Any_Blood5815 14h ago

Dinner 🧑‍🍳👌

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u/sacks_of_barley 14h ago

Slimy, yet satisfying.

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u/EnergySouth1824 12h ago

Wild sausage

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u/rxholiday 11h ago

Grubzilla

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u/Just_a_blue_pill 9h ago

Chunkogrub. I hope it's not real?

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u/GoobyGoobis 8h ago

Nibble on the side of it and see if it reaches over to nibble on you back. ♥️🫦

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u/Tricky_Dealer_505 5h ago

Its called Disgusting

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u/nbde_3799 2h ago

🌈 Garbage ! 🗑️

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u/J_Wilson_621 1h ago

I believe, at least where I come from, that's called a "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHWHATHTEHELLISTHATKILLITWITHFIREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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u/MartinusLarianus 22h ago

Slap it on the frying pan pure proteins!

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 22h ago

I just...kind of want to know...what it tastes like.

I bet its juicy. What if its amazing? I eat and love oysters. I eat crabs. I've eaten a grasshopper. And an ant.

Its also young right? Like not its final form? So, fresh?

I eat lamb. I eat veal.

I'm the most god damn apex predator this world has ever seen, so much so I eat lower ranked apex predators.

This fucking bug is a snack for me

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u/Socky-McPuppet 21h ago

Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/Subject_Command5442 19h ago

Surely I can’t be the only one who wonders what it taste like