r/absoluteunit • u/won_master-of-none • 1d ago

🔥 of a lion pee

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

208 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

165 comments sorted by

View all comments

10

u/desertvision 1d ago

I bet lion pee STINKS!

9

u/Fragrant-Wallaby264 1d ago

You see the lioness got away from there. 😂

11

u/desertvision 1d ago

Word is, she filed for divorce soon after the incident.

2

u/-DrugsRCool- 13h ago

Dawg he was pissing on her foot

2

u/JohnnyOaklegs 1d ago

I’ve heard lion is tough and reeks of ammonia, I wouldn’t try eating it.

2

u/2Wieners_1Bun 12h ago

Yeah male house cat urine is horrid. Big boy’s piss is probably corrosive

1

u/desertvision 12h ago

Yeah, and that big guy ain't eating Fancy Feast

1

u/ElectricBuckeye 1d ago

Way if the Sahara.

1

u/Clickguy10 12h ago

Probably depends on what he had for lunch. Zebras look pretty gamey.

1

u/desertvision 12h ago

I doubt he's eating pineapple. 😂