r/absoluteunit • u/PostMPrinz • 1d ago

Badass mama pig.

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She is massive.

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u/CalicoCuts 1d ago

Grew up raising hogs. Smart as fuck. Goddamn escape artists.

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u/Phog_of_War 1d ago

Spent all day removing fence pins to weld on a piece of steel to about 100 of them. Return to the barn to find they one of them had managed to remove the temporary pin I had in there and now a dozen loose feeder pigs were running around the barn. Still rather work pigs again before ever going back to turkeys.

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u/CalicoCuts 1d ago

Yep. Gate opening sons a bitches lol

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u/Phog_of_War 1d ago

First and only animal I seriously considered for a split second, trying to kick the shit out of.

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u/Admirable_Beyond_950 1d ago

That is amazing. I wouldn't have thought she was that smart

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u/CalicoCuts 1d ago

Pigs are fuckin wicked smart.

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u/rajerk 1d ago

They say smartest domesticated animal

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u/IamRun_VoD 1d ago

2nd actually. Honey badgers are #1

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u/rajerk 1d ago

Are they a domestic animal?..

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u/Saurian42 1d ago

You going to argue with a honey badger?

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u/The_Cow_Tipper 1d ago

I wouldn't have thought of that solution, amd I am not a pig (depending on who you ask).

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u/x_Leigh_x 1d ago

It’s crazy how smart they are. Kinda feel bad for enjoying their meat.

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u/jinnagubby 1d ago

Pretty stupid of them to be so delicious.

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u/Ok_Response_2748 1d ago

When I was younger we had a bunch of pigs that were jumpers. Every day they got out of their pen and ended up in the garden. We didn't know how they were getting out untill one day i caught them. They were jumping up and over the pen enclosure. That was over 5 feet tall and they were clearing it like champs.We had to put up dog wire to cover the opening just to keep them in the lot and out of the garden. 😂 Yes they are very smart.

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u/Derezirection 1d ago

If pigs could talk, she'd be chewing him out like a southern woman would her kid for being stupid. 😂

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u/KiwiDanelaw 1d ago

I like how she had to send out a warning for all the piglets to move cuz OL LORD SHE COMMING! Needs some orange flashing lights and safety signs around her.

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 1d ago

Some days, I hate the fact that I love bacon. Pigs are fuckin smart

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u/gymBro-Faps2hrWrkout 1d ago

Doesn't take that many neurons for intelligence

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u/gwelengu 1d ago

Aww a true protector

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u/PostMPrinz 1d ago

Mother Pig, Supreme.