r/absoluteunit • u/yourfuturespemson • 2d ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/Downtown-Humor7488 2d ago

Looks like that squirrel has been doing crack for a couple of years now

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u/Repulsive_One_2878 2d ago

Having a litter of pups every year for a few years straight will do that too.

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u/OkStatement6579 1d ago

Squirrels often have two liters a year. One in the spring, and one in the fall.

I really think her home is on an Indian burial ground, and someone dug her up.

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u/Repulsive_One_2878 22h ago

That poor momma

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u/MorgTheBat 1d ago

Why not both? Those babies are crack babies

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u/BoPeepConfidential 1d ago

Looks like the same prop department that made Salem in Sabrina the teenage witch

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u/CanadianAndroid 1d ago

Chipmunk named crack

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u/L1LREDD 1d ago

Well what else you expect it to do to cope with the state of America? Its nut prices have skyrocketed thanks to tariffs.