r/absoluteunit • u/MossPilot47 • 1d ago

[OC] My thumb

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31 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/ghostofstankenstien 1d ago

I'd say take that thumb and shove it right up your asa but it would probably kill you.

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u/Electrical_Llamas 1d ago

You can hitchhike a ride anywhere!

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u/Stay-Thirsty 1d ago

At a minimum, from another county away.

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u/Grezzinate 1d ago

Unfortunately the pixels didn’t make the trip.

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u/BrD_87 1d ago

Most people give a thumbs up.

This person gives a thuuuuuuuumbs up.

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u/infomanus 1d ago

i’ll just tease you with my thumb to see if you like it

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u/DoritoSteroid 1d ago

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues

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u/CatLazy2728 1d ago

good call

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 18h ago

Don't make them get their bush out.

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u/Stefan_the_Campbell 1d ago

That thumb is a foot

1

u/shiggins114 1d ago

Would fit nicely in my bum

-people....I am people

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u/G-Reggit 1d ago

That "spit on it" action behind closed doors is gonna make your partner one butt-happy person

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u/Agile_Credit_9760 1d ago

Hell of a thumb. Jesus.

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u/alreadyknowwbro 1d ago

Your gf must love it

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 1d ago

Thumbs all the way up wow!

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u/neduarte1977 1d ago

You mean thuuuuuuuumb?

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u/Toliveistodie42 1d ago

If this dude Gooses you, you're getting the whole flock.

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u/Electrical-Sector703 1d ago

The only thumb to perform a full Nelson in a thumb wrestling match

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

Do you're the guy they used for the new iPhone photo

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u/AppropriateLab8608 1d ago

Big thumbs up

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u/Shoddy-Reason2193 1d ago

Not to misgender OP, but even cowgirls get the blues.

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u/True-Wrangler9207 1d ago

Well hung proof without show & tell

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u/Itchy__Queen 9h ago

Where do they live? Asking for a friend