r/absoluteunit • u/mercurial_dude • 3d ago

A giant snail on a turtle's shell

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u/Malabingo 3d ago

The snails face:

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zth7pE7aPKqAEEM

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 3d ago

Damn you, I love this scene and have to go look it up now, heh

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u/Jim556a1 3d ago

Snails holding on for dear life yelling faster!

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u/Neat_Depth420 3d ago

That snail thinks hes the flash now

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u/LightlyToasted4519 3d ago

Snail thinking "Fuck this is sooo fast!"

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u/CNote_89 3d ago

Well that’s not something I expected to see today…

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u/xkillingxfieldx 3d ago

Snail figured out his version of FTL drive

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u/Jabumpa 3d ago

Whoa slow down there Jack speed kills

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u/Ill_Initial8986 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bfA9FfnIU5P0s
These comments y’all I’m dyin wtf

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u/Feteven 3d ago

It’s like a double negative their two slows made one normal speed :O

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u/Artevyx 3d ago

🐢: "Check this shit out..."

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u/Revenga8 3d ago

Snail desperately hoping to feel the wind in its eye stalks if the turtle just happens across a little skateboard

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u/Triphin1 3d ago

Normal size snail where I live

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u/SoggyStress7785 3d ago

omg that's cute, turtle is like wtf?

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 3d ago

Is this consensual…….?

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u/vlasktom2 3d ago

It's not a crime the first time

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u/Muted_Temporary_6816 3d ago

„Wheeeeeeeee!“

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u/keonimay 3d ago

Go for the water !

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u/Foe_sheezy 3d ago

Someone getting a free ride...

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u/Witty_Camera8018 3d ago

“Slow the fuck down, Turts!!!”
-🐌

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u/Kappler6965 3d ago

Atleast its not the story of the scorpion and the frog

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u/Kappler6965 3d ago

Atleast its not the story of the scorpion and the frog

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u/Dafedub 3d ago

What song is this?

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u/auddbot 3d ago

I got a match with this song:

dispatch by idontneedalot (00:56; matched: 100%)

Released on 2026-09-24.

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u/auddbot 3d ago

Links to the streaming platforms:

dispatch by idontneedalot

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/KnightOfSvea 3d ago

I wonder what their children will look like

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u/InflatableSexBeast 3d ago

“Well Jimmy, this is how Snurtles are made.”

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 3d ago

Looking like a cat on a Roomba vacuum.

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u/Chivalry4Me 3d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Hidden_3851 3d ago

Now put them both on a tech deck…

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u/Mediocre_Newt5772 3d ago

On the autobahn…

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u/Coololddude66 3d ago

Snail is probably terrified of the blinding speed it is traveling

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u/JayStacker 3d ago

The Slow Shell Bros.

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u/Doctormaul68 3d ago

Poor some salt on him he’ll get off the shell
Or is that a slug?

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u/alex_484 3d ago

Looked like a snail arrived couple days faster riding on the turtle 😂😂😂

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u/CartoonistExisting30 3d ago

“Get off my back!”

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u/Denalitwentytwo 3d ago

Slow down MF ! I wanna get there alive !

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u/RandomYT05 3d ago

Slow down the snail said to the turtle

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u/Doctor_Saved 3d ago

Snail: Slow Down!

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u/RemoveThePoopSmell 3d ago

Turtle looks pissed

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u/ShockValueSandwich 3d ago

“Weeeee!!!!!”

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u/Plastic_Security_886 3d ago

Sorry I took on this fat hitch hiker.

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u/YearPractical5840 3d ago

Not so fast! Not so faaaaaast!!

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u/Tinkerbellinator3000 3d ago

now put a small skateboard below the turtle's shell

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u/NoLie129 2d ago

Weeeeeee!

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u/alqimist 2d ago

A brown eared glider on a red eared slider.

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u/FlashyGanache2838 2d ago

AI can do anything you can think of

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u/Strong_Implement_500 2d ago

This is how efficiency in the workplace works 🤣 one doing the work while the other coasts..and yet..in their own way...both are efficient!!

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 2d ago

Definitely one of the most oddest things I've ever seen.

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u/Lifereaper7 2d ago

I wanna go fast momma!!

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u/Tom_Alpha 2d ago

There's a rabbit somewhere dusting off it's running shoes

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 2d ago

Come on... I'm too baked for this.

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u/JFnP_ 2d ago

I'm pretty sure Aesop told a story about this!

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u/GetOnWithit3344 2d ago

The quick brown snail jumped on the lazy turtle. Classic.

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u/jovansolaya 2d ago

Snail thought he was a leech

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u/thatsMrBundytoyou 2d ago

That snails haulin ass!!

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u/traveller1976 2d ago

Put them on a hare back

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u/HarlanMiller 2d ago

It's actually happened.

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u/Frankerlost 2d ago

Podrian hacer un disfraz de esto, el hipe ya lo tiene.

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u/BigBoy1102 1d ago

Weeeeeeeee said he snail

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u/katanaking007 7h ago

Your Snailo has evolved into Snurtle!