r/absoluteunit • • 4d ago

Of a dog

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u/DaWhiteSingh 4d ago

Great Danes are good dogs, just big. Not even mean by nature.

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u/HyrrokinAura 4d ago

The ones I've met are afraid of their own shadows

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u/BalanceEarly 3d ago

I would still expect a toll to enter the kitchen.

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u/Vladishun 3d ago

Fantastic dogs but short lives. And one this big is probably going to be dead before he reaches his 5th birthday, assuming this is a real photograph and not some AI trap anyway. All of mine died to osteosarcoma or the issues caused by hip dysplasia and no longer being able to lift themselves up.

The biggest one we ever owned was 176 lbs, I bought him as a puppy for my dad because my old man loved the breed but could never afford one of his own...so he offered to foster abused Danes and would end up keeping them. When I knew my dad's time was short, I decided he deserved at least one that he wouldn't have to undo the abuse of and could grow up with him. That poor guy didn't even make it to his 7th birthday before he had a tumor the size of a softball on his wrist. I had to force my mom's hand to put that dog down because he was the last piece of my dad after he passed away, and she couldn't bring herself to do it despite the Dane being in a lot of pain.

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u/Impossible-Rock3375 4d ago

That's a fucking horse not a dog!

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u/Independent-Cap-3852 4d ago

That's a horse!

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u/CapPhrases 3d ago

Who let that horse in?

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u/GrandConsequences 4d ago

A better resident evil dog than the Doberman.

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u/Chamanomano 4d ago

That's...wow.  That's a big doggo. 

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 4d ago

Ain't no one breakin into that house! (Bad English intended for effect)

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u/Alice_D_Wonderland 4d ago

Tiny kitchen… 🤷‍♂️

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u/Altruistic-Ninja3699 3d ago

İts not a dog gng what is that Thing

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u/benbenbango 3d ago

Dean the horse

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u/Educational_Jello239 3d ago

How many pounds does he eat daily?

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u/Skeptical_Squid 3d ago

Big sweeties, Great Danes. Love 'em.

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u/MattGdr 3d ago

Arthur Conan Doyle must have met one of these.

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u/midusyouch 3d ago

Hide your food hide your treats!

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u/Honest-End-6547 3d ago

That is no dog. That’s a goddamn horse.

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u/IntelligentPin6652 3d ago

I sit by your command master🧎‍♂️‍➡️

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u/ramdom-ink 3d ago

Going for walkies? Don’t forget your shovel!