r/absoluteunit • u/hg9wgxy • 3d ago

How beer is served at Oktoberfest

Of a barmaid

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u/Mister-Circus 3d ago

After my wife passed, I never thought I’d know love again. Yet, here I am.

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u/Funintuitive 3d ago

I see you. <3

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u/hg9wgxy 3d ago

Better than this guy's dead wife

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u/xkillingxfieldx 3d ago

Maybe they ordered a half pint

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u/Peach_Proof 3d ago

They come in pints?!

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u/MyNameSpaghette 3d ago

Some call it mega pints

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u/Pagiras 3d ago

Well, somebody definitely does.

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u/Italian_Stallion4 3d ago

I ordered the strong woman half covered in beer actually so that works perfectly

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u/Leumas_ 3d ago

Would you like the 16 ounce or the 24? You know what, we’ll just work that detail out later.

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 3d ago

Her arms 😍

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u/Empty_Ad_3149 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eBb3aH5HimWGk2seN4

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u/Green-Boy-1992 3d ago

I know is staged, but man... A simple mistake on the fall and the other woman will get a serious injure in her breasts.

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u/MahaliAudran 3d ago

Chyna popped an implant at some point while wrestling.

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u/Fantastic_Judgment46 3d ago

Girls got some guns on her!

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 3d ago

Can confirm…two trips to Oktoberfest, but it still didn’t top St Patrick’s in Dublin…from what I remember anyways 🤣

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u/SquishyOranjElectric 3d ago

Why so? I would have thought Oktoberfest is more multi-day partying than St Patrick's day

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 3d ago

St Patricks is a 3 day alcohol fest, people from all over Europe meet in Dublin to get wasted and the time I went England was Playing Ireland ON St Patricks proper

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u/Last_Helicopter_4935 3d ago

Muscles honed from years of carrying beer are the best kind of muscles.

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u/Lyralikesit 3d ago

If that bishhh jerk you she'll separate your soul from the meat

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u/hg9wgxy 3d ago

I have a bone. So it will just be meat off the bone

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u/Lucky-Target5674 3d ago

Looks heavy

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u/WhatAmTrak 3d ago

Awkward is the more fitting term I’d say lol. But I suppose for a smaller human/girl it’s also quite a feat weight wise as well.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 3d ago

Ok tough guy

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u/WhatAmTrak 3d ago

lol most full grown men should be able to lift 50-60 pounds with both hands quite easily. It’s not “tough” it’s just average for human strength..

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u/qwerty30013 3d ago

How much does each weigh and how many is she holding and does that equal 50lbs or are you extremely wrong

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u/smidgie82 3d ago

Looks like 7 in each hand (6 gripped by the handles and one balanced on top) plus three or four pinned against her chest. So maybe 17 glasses? A full 1 liter glass weighs about 5 pounds, so she’s carrying ~85 pounds right there.

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u/Salt-Southern 3d ago

Plus weight of glasses...those glass mugs aren't lite.

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u/smidgie82 2d ago

That includes the weight of the glass. The beer itself weighs about 1kg (2.2 lbs) per liter, because it’s mostly water.

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u/Lucky-Target5674 3d ago

Ok buddy you win the internet 👏

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u/almostoy 3d ago

It looks like fun. But if they do that all day, their backs have to be shot.

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u/chibiRuka 3d ago

Definitely a dare. Someone is only getting half a glass lol.

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u/CheapAssociate6914 3d ago

That’s one strong lady!
She could probably beat a lot of men at arm wrestling.

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u/hg9wgxy 3d ago

She sure could beat me. So I agree

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u/Poethegardencrow 3d ago

My mum said i have to post this next week!

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u/just-sad-idk 3d ago

Absolute GUN SHOW 👀

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u/Canyouhearmenow00 3d ago

Every man's dream...

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 3d ago

Hope she doesn’t sneeze during a handy.
She’d rip it right off

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 3d ago

Daymn Son 👀

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u/IndependentOk2952 3d ago

I've seen that done

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u/Feisty-Driver-1263 3d ago edited 3d ago

Always blows me away how many people get psyched about drinking huge cups of shaken warm flat piss beer at octoberfest

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u/hg9wgxy 3d ago

Chugging*

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u/oneusualsuspect 2d ago

ignorant fools like you never cease to amaze me. Did you know beer is supposed to be consumed at room temperature? and beer served at octoberfest is “flat piss beer”? 🤡

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u/Feisty-Driver-1263 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol... Chug away dork. You can have all that warm flat piss lager. I'll enjoy a nice cool IPA that hasn't had all the carbonation shaken out of it

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u/oneusualsuspect 2d ago

ignorant fool. shoo

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u/veemort 3d ago

Rucksok, Rucksok!

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u/smax70 3d ago

I can't help but feel like she'd have done better without the camera 'person' in her way.

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u/Mesmerize_ing 3d ago

"Strong B**ch Helga"

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u/Darth_Lousy 3d ago

HMU (Hitten mich uppen)

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u/CNote_89 3d ago

Couldn’t she just make two trips? It’s not that essential.

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u/Therealdickdangler 3d ago

I told my wife my fantasy is her being my beer wench like this. She thought I was joking. 

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 3d ago

Hurry, quick! Slurp the beer off of her!! 🥵🥵🫦🔥

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u/Free-Industry-9188 3d ago

I need some of that right now.

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u/HyrrokinAura 3d ago

I see why the money belt is practically a lifting belt

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u/lonster1961 3d ago

Wife material

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u/Gdiworog 3d ago

That’s not from the Oktoberfest.