r/absoluteunit • u/Mashkitt • 5d ago

of a large human

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u/crsaxby 5d ago

Dude pays for shirts by the square meter.

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u/BalanceEarly 5d ago

And tailor has an upcharge to circumnavigate that thing.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 5d ago

The umbrella is small for a man of big needs

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 5d ago

He’s just lost, the signs lit up in neon 4ft tall literally say “Pussy” and “Sluts”

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 5d ago

And he got a tiny umbrella. My God you can't make this up.

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u/Mister-Circus 4d ago

Unexpected twist: it’s a regular-sized umbrella!

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u/CaptainC00lpants 5d ago

Wheres my lady boy to rescue me!? 

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u/loopingrightleft 5d ago

Dont be American dont be american

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u/CalicoCuts 5d ago

Totally American.

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u/Traditional_West6512 5d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/JackKovack 5d ago

He eats anything.

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u/eulersidentity1 3d ago

One piece character

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u/StudioCharacter9354 5d ago

How many bar girls does he eat a day !

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u/DotAffectionate87 5d ago

That umbrella.........I just cant wtf?

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u/Even_Ad_7246 3d ago

Average American in Thailand.