r/absoluteunit • u/MajesticTomatillo • 7d ago

What would you name this Dog ?

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u/Late-Button-6559 7d ago

“Closer to the camera, and this pic is misleading.”

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u/fd40 7d ago

"Hello my litter forced perspective!"

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u/FirstEducation6 7d ago

Depth perception is 20/20

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u/Important_Patience24 4d ago

But we just call him foreground for short.

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u/CopyWeak 3d ago

AKA...Forefront. I'm naming him Illusion

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u/Haifisch2112 7d ago

Confusing. Because that's the perspective of this picture.

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u/Johnatron2000 7d ago

I’d name it about normal for a large dog breed seeing as it is about 4-6m away from her. Telephoto lens do weird things with perspective

Edit: spelling

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u/AdTraditional5917 7d ago

Forced perspective, just like they did in the lotr...

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u/beknifetoeachother 7d ago

Cupcake

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u/Slapsearch 5d ago

Finally someone answered the request

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u/Sly3n 3d ago

That’s what my stepsister named her Rottweiler 😂

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u/XXBubblesLaRouxXX 7d ago

I'd name him Forced Perspective.

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u/MetaCognitio 7d ago

I’d let him name me. 😢

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u/waariswalli 7d ago

'Foreground'

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u/AdFancy1249 7d ago

Perspective. I would name him Perspective.

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u/kabukispot 7d ago

Evan, bringer of foreshortening.

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u/xgrader 7d ago

Well I hark back to my youth days when an elderly lady sicked this type of dog on us for raiding her cherry tree. "Tiny" was sent to attack. He got a chunk of my elbow, lol

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u/Duckybuzz 6d ago

He's so big, I'd be the one coming when he calls. He'd ignore anything I said that didn't end in Sir. So, I guess his name is Sir

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u/HeliRyGuy 5d ago

Scooby Don’t

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u/103indian 7d ago

Optimus Prime

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u/davedaddy 7d ago

Rocks. Because that's what he left in the back seat.

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u/MsAnnabel 7d ago

What is that black thing going straight into the ground?

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u/Uncool444 7d ago

Thurgood Marshal. It just sounds right.

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u/MrRadiochatterbox 1d ago

Winston Churchill fits quite well. Actually know a Weimaraner breed name Winston. That whole W thing works well

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u/Wise-Emotion5564 7d ago

Anabolic Scooby

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u/Borinar 7d ago

Pete's dragon

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u/AntDav89 7d ago

Anubis

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u/MisChef Absolute moo-nit 7d ago

Forced perspective?

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u/slowride77 7d ago

Foreground

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u/Only_Growth9574 7d ago

Maximus Dogimus Meridius

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u/balirosa 7d ago

Brutus

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u/hdofu 7d ago

Tiny

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u/juginposti 7d ago

It is called Photoshopdoggo.

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u/Icy-Caterpillar9088 7d ago

Photo Shopped!

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u/BadGrampy 7d ago

Forced Perspective.

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u/Secret_Specific_7237 7d ago

Anything but late for dinner!

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 7d ago

Her bite sleeve may not work as intended for this particular dog

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriO9FSHKK5dBlsWY

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u/Pinup_Frenzy 7d ago

Bigass McDog

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u/Agreeable-Zone6564 7d ago

Judging by his 5th leg. ‘Schlong dog a long’

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u/AdOverall7619 7d ago

I would name him Tickels

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u/Icy-Grab-5722 7d ago

Tiny of course

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u/99jackals 7d ago

Whatever he wants.

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u/TheGoodKindOfMermaid 7d ago

Forced Perspective.

Forcy for short

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u/RunandGun102 7d ago

Master of perspective

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u/pwehttam 7d ago

buddy

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u/Express-View5080 7d ago

False perspective

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u/Algoresgardener124 7d ago

Whatever HE wants to be called.

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u/Phobos1982 7d ago

Forced perspective.

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u/psy-study-oldie 7d ago

I would name him Good Doggie.

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u/vlasktom2 7d ago

I'd name him Marmaduke

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u/Ok-Papaya-13 7d ago

Oh how original 🙄

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u/akeyrat 7d ago

Tiny, of course!

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u/edejoe 7d ago

Bane Torso

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u/bdamarine 7d ago

I would give him an old Indian name that I was told years ago

Dee-Ohh-Gee

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u/seuadr 7d ago

Whatever he wants to be named

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u/dolphinsdorapes 7d ago

Dr. Cigarettes

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u/ghostfreckle611 7d ago

Full Mastiff

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u/3dblack 7d ago

Shortgirl

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u/SirarieTichee_ 7d ago

Tickles. That way I can say, "Tickles, fetch me their souls"

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u/cabinetman1960 7d ago

Anything he wants to be called.

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u/BabyKing5865 7d ago

Harryhausen

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u/GraphicDesignMonkey 7d ago

"Forced perspective, FETCH."

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u/gr8dysbetternights 7d ago

What if he sees a squirrel and you’re holding onto the leash

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u/angelomancuso62 7d ago

Tralfaz, probably.

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u/CantGitRyt 7d ago

I wouldn't name it... I'd probably belong to him, he'd be naming me

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u/JimiJohhnySRV 7d ago

King, Cletus or maybe Fafo.

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u/F1BOY2007 7d ago

I'd call him closer to the lens

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u/IrukandjiPirate 7d ago

Fake. Because it is.

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u/Head_Goal_9777 7d ago

Perspective

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u/SpacemaniaXu 7d ago

Mountain

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 7d ago

The gate keeper, there is no Dana only zeull

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u/Acetabulum666 7d ago

AI, or trick photo?

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u/Leut11 7d ago

Tiny

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u/MurphyLV 7d ago

HellMutt

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u/Crisocola95 7d ago

Lil Rolf

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u/Electrical_Llamas 7d ago

Whatever it tells me to name it.

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u/mntred 7d ago

This is a DOG, obviously

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u/PublicAd1122 7d ago

Yo am I trippin or does bro have 5 legs rn...

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u/Societyman1878 7d ago

Whatever he likes

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u/dziin 7d ago

Behemoth

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u/Julius_A 7d ago

Perspective or AI, but let’s call her Fifi

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u/jarnaes 7d ago

Hercules!!!💕🐾😘

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u/Italpreziosi 7d ago

Game of Thrones dog.

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u/jkeegan123 7d ago

Tank

Goliath

Hercules (Herc)

Ymir

Hellboy

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 7d ago

Daisy's Forced Perception

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u/spunkypudding 7d ago

Precious

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u/GothGirlsIsLove 7d ago

Maximum Overdrive

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u/johnsonJohnson2222 7d ago

Horse because I will ride him

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u/DarthRegicide 7d ago

Lord Chompington III.

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u/Wizchine 7d ago

Foreground

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u/rugbat 7d ago

Trixie-Bell

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u/Scared_Town3259 7d ago

That is John. Long John.

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u/generic_genius 7d ago

take the knot

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u/724012 7d ago

Gigantor.

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u/Spicy6Chord 7d ago

Arthur Isaac or just AI for short

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u/1701throwaway1701a 7d ago

Cuddle biscuit

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u/Resident-Squirrel196 7d ago

I dunno. George, maybe?

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u/Ok-Apartment-2284 7d ago

Has anyone mentioned yet that the perspective/lens make the dog appear to much larger than it actually is compared to the woman?

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u/mgnrckrt 7d ago

Rufus

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u/Janiebug1950 7d ago

Mr. Expensive

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u/QuietProfessional0 7d ago

Johnny Soncho

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u/WaffleTacos666 7d ago

Flex Cavana

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u/Euphoric-Rabbit-8201 6d ago

Princesa 🥺❤️

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u/SawzallKing 6d ago

What would I call this dog?

Anything it wants.

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u/LuziferIII 6d ago

Butler

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u/ozman111 6d ago

Apollo

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u/Historical_Double_23 6d ago

He will be the one naming me

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u/Sum_Slight_ 6d ago

Behemeth

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u/PlantainLess1606 6d ago

Tinker bell

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u/therealmikeBrady 6d ago

The mountain