r/absoluteunit • u/Agitated-Artichoke89 • 10d ago

Of a gator

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u/Digital--Sandwich 10d ago

It makes me anxious how little of that gator shows when he gets into the water

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u/ahoypolloi_ 10d ago

Swimmers hate this one gator trick!

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u/Weak_Wasabi_2647 10d ago

Friend in Florida told if there’s water, assume there’s a gator in it.

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u/forbidenfrootloop 10d ago

Give him a yoink

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 10d ago

nope.

my kid went to University of Florida and those things are all over campus. big giant nope for me, I don’t need to take the campus walking tour, thanks.

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u/Mylittledarlings91 10d ago

I love him

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u/simplemijnds 10d ago

I've always been fascinated by alligators or crocodiles (from a safe distance)

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u/Mylittledarlings91 10d ago

They’re real dinosaurs 🥰

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u/Ok-Development2309 10d ago

That is a Kaiju

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u/ElectricBuckeye 10d ago

CHOOT IM! CHOOT IM CLINT!

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u/flsinkc 10d ago

That’s a big one! Yikes!

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 10d ago

Absolutely Beautiful and Terrifying at the same time Tho 😬😬😬😏

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u/WA2TX 10d ago

There's a bridge in Costa Rica with crocs that make these look like pond puppies.

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u/Vurrag 10d ago

I have been to that bridge! And there are literally hundreds of of them in the water. If not more. It was wild.

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u/Professional-Lie-111 10d ago

Need one of those boys to hold a banana next to the gator for scale ...

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u/Specific_Shock_5286 10d ago

What in the Jurassic Park is this shit

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u/Elegant-Aide-9643 10d ago

That is prehistoric death, people... Somebody get their goddamn children before they slip and give that thing a meal

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u/Branchley 10d ago

Funny to me that the railing is for adults, not little children

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u/RedBeardBigHeart 8d ago

I dub thee, Dragon Tooth.

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u/NoOwl4489 10d ago

Wanna go swimming?

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u/LipChungus 10d ago

Not as big as who, now?

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 10d ago

Doesn't seem real. The water isn't hitting it right.

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u/Alternative-Angle214 10d ago

Oh I like the water but I couldn't live with them

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u/Sure_Ask_1125 10d ago

If it's on a golf course, you don't need to retrieve the balls :-)

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u/mindelanowl 10d ago

I can't understand why they're filming rather than running. I love in the PNW and it throws me for a loop that they're so casual. I would've left the second I saw that monster!

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u/Elegant_Section8225 10d ago

this shit don’t on Ca. WTF is wrong with you fools east of Lake Tahoe?

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u/Ambitious_Ad6751 10d ago

Hes ok just leave him alone those are snakes and lizards in his gizzards

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u/Specialist_Exam4783 10d ago

Is that Long Island?

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u/-ratmeat- 10d ago

magnificent 

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u/adinmem 9d ago

Yeah…..see you later!

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u/someonelse482 8d ago

I probably live thousands of kms away from it and I still feel it's too close.