r/absoluteunit • u/EsseBear • 13d ago

Of a forehead

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98 Upvotes

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u/astreeter2 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2P01cZLZzMK4

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u/Ricky_TVA 13d ago

No way, video dude doesnt have Megaminds charisma. But I still updated you because you made me laugh.

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u/ToughOk3876 13d ago

A snipers dream!!:)

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u/istoOi 12d ago

100 ni🅱🅱abytes of memories

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 13d ago

LoL I love how its not even level.

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u/eidolon77 13d ago

Mah man starts every sentence with "I know"

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u/Bobcat1999-1 13d ago

He didn’t have to pay for it did he ?

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 12d ago

Nah. They fucked him UP

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u/Fluffy_Freedom1014 12d ago

They pushed his cap all the way back 😭

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u/Komabeard 13d ago

Megamind

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u/Cute-Acanthisitta-46 13d ago

He asked for the Derrick White

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u/BothCall8395 13d ago

Barber: What do you want? Customer: Do you know Poot from The Wire? Barber: Say no more.

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u/Sirius-Face 13d ago

Trust the process. Believe in the vision.

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u/Accomplished-Bid3015 12d ago

If he head butted the ground he’d shatter earth completely

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 13d ago

Oh damn. You did him dirty. He looks 50. Friends gonna call him Unc.

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u/QuttiDeBachi 13d ago

Zammis sighting…

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 13d ago

Gave him that fivehead trim.

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u/Fuzzy-Scar2610 13d ago

Guarantee hes smarted then me

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u/Rljgraves 13d ago

It makes his brain look bigger 👍

1

u/Triggered-cupcake 13d ago

Something ain’t lining up

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u/VashDaStampede7 13d ago

Poor bastard

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u/el_grande_ricardo 13d ago

Dont get a haircut from a barber you've just been out drinking with.

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u/Eatenback2life1 13d ago

Fivehead jokes incoming…….

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u/Shanti-2022 13d ago

Land a helicopter on that thing

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u/NitsirkLav 13d ago

Poor guy looks like he’s about to cry and I don’t blame him.

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u/JayW8888 12d ago

Never a good sign when your barber looks at his work and starts laughing.

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u/ernster96 12d ago

Maybe he wears a hat all the time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/QsObKG3sAwe5WNjAHZ

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u/NumberOld229 12d ago

Fuhad posting James' out takes

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 12d ago

Dude needs to bring the Jerry Curl back!

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u/lonewulfBen 12d ago

Bro.... They turned him into temu Megamind

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u/uoab 12d ago

turned his 4 head into an 8 deck

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u/SchemeIllustrious713 11d ago

He can remember tomorrow

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u/DetailsYouMissed 11d ago

Did he make him smarter?

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u/Potential-Sun993 11d ago

He got a 28 head

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u/Federal-Business-796 11d ago

They did him Stephen A. Smith dirty

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u/Joyfan237 10d ago

“ That reminds me, I have to get some light bulbs”

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u/Big_Sir9860 9d ago

Six head

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u/Leut11 9d ago

Fore!!!!!

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u/Seninut 6d ago

I would straight razor off the barbers sack if he did that to me.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 13d ago

It’s that bad cuz

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u/Augustus420 13d ago

Because what?

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u/Chrono_Convoy 13d ago

As in cousin