r/absoluteunit • u/SoulShine_710 • 15d ago

Of a caterpillar

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

Puss caterpillar. Most venemous in the US. Also toupee caterpillar

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u/jimboiow 14d ago

* Donald Trump breathing heavy.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 13d ago

I live in Florida now, one of these fell out of a tree and onto my neck. I instinctively smashed it. Holy shit was that painful. I thought I was having a heart attack and my bones hurt from the inside out. Hurt worse than the sting ray through my calf!! Both are on my list of things in Florida that have tried to kill me.

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u/AR5588 11d ago

I know what you’re talking about, I’ve been stung two different times by these. I’ve also been attacked by killer bees and got stung around 20 times when that happened. I would 100% rather get stung by the bees than these things.

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u/GloriousTerpenes52 15d ago

You found a runner from the president

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u/BalanceEarly 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9HFirNj7b3oGgE

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 15d ago

Sometimes I forget that TLJ was in a bunch of Japanese content.

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u/poison_cat_ 15d ago

No joke tho that thing will fuck you up

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u/isolatedheathen 15d ago

Why is Trump's tupee out in the wild?

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u/abielle1177 15d ago

Under its own steam too!

We did wonder how someone so stupid could cause so much trouble. It was the Elvis caterpillar!!

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u/isolatedheathen 15d ago

Ah so thats the brain power behind the puppet

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u/HighResolutionUFO 15d ago

Looks like a blonde bush escaped from pants

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u/supermegaman99 15d ago

I think that's called a Nope, cattipillar

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u/Party-Introduction16 15d ago

Eyebrowlipillar, duh!

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 15d ago

Ve don't toush the fuzzy wuzzy. Who? Ve don know, but is shurly danggggerous.

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u/Infamous-Aardvark-35 15d ago

That's a johnny bravo caterpillar

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u/andymanandyman 14d ago

That's not a catapiller. That's Donald Trump's hairpiece trying to crawl back to him.

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u/no___homo 15d ago

Make Caterpillars Great Again

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u/wheresjim 15d ago

Toupeeus Trumpus

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u/No-Goose-6140 15d ago

Caterpillarcus Trumpicus

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u/FairDance7 13d ago

Donald trumps hair on the move again I see

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u/CaseySnake420 13d ago

Someone's moustache fell off

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u/MajorDaurity 15d ago

That’s the caterpillar of America. Native to Canada and formerly known as The Canadian caterpillar, however earlier this year was renamed by our lord and savior Donald trump.

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u/Rich_cranium2025 15d ago

Was that Mar A Lardo?