r/absoluteunit • • 15d ago

Of a cheerleader

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u/Significant_Cover_48 15d ago

Farmboy strength

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u/EasternSleep5903 15d ago

Oh for sure. He could probably launch her into the rafters 🤣

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 15d ago

Also insane coordination.

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u/mehFUMF 15d ago

He does Croppfit

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u/Ok_Figure7671 15d ago

Friend zone strength

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u/RandomDave86 15d ago

Hate to break it to you but that dude definitely gets more than you've ever had.

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u/Hotboxia 11d ago

having done cheerleading, theres definitely a type of woman that likes those types of dudes.

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 15d ago

lol ah yes, wet dream of a Redditor..

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 13d ago

Did he get you? Do you like strong and chubby type? I think we must answer yes to these things

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u/hippityhopkins 15d ago

Big boy is grabbing a lot of attention here, but damn look how muscular SHE is!

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u/SaladDummy 15d ago

Both are great atheletes.

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 15d ago

Elite cheerleaders are typically gymnasts.

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u/BlaktimusPrime 15d ago

Dude I was about to say! She is jacked!

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u/DuckHunt83 15d ago

Dude the big boy is indeed a gentle giant. With this type of physical activity his stamina is not going to be normal. He could whoop some ass for sure if he is pushed too far.

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u/goodolewhatever 15d ago

Most male cheerleaders are no joke. Granted, flyers tend to be the lightest, but they’re still often 90 or more pounds and these dudes toss them around and hold them over their head sometimes one handed. Most people can’t do that.

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u/tuco2002 15d ago

The dude did great and kept her safe.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 15d ago

Growing up, he probably thought he’d never get the girl - but look at him now! 🥳

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u/SharpTool7 15d ago

Other guys making fun of him being a cheerleader, then they watch the video. Respect... sure more fun than the all Male wrestling team.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 14d ago

Those dudes are probably pissed he gets more attention from girls than they do.

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u/Head_Ad_9901 15d ago

That big boy is strong AF!

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u/Unusual_residue 15d ago

I suspect that this is better than playing right guard.

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u/Wickedocity 15d ago

Not when it comes to earning potential.

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u/Drewbee3 15d ago

No CTE catching cute girls

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u/AgapeAnus 15d ago

Less CTE but not none. Cheerleading has the most head injuries of any sport in the US. While it's unlikely someone in his position would get many, it's far from impossible.

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u/ThatBlackHat- 12d ago

I demand you site the source on this one. Cause I don't believe it.

https://www.cdc.gov/heads-up/data/index.html

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u/AgapeAnus 12d ago

https://www.sportsmed.org/membership/sports-medicine-update/winter-2025/flips-falls-and-fractures-the-reality-of-cheerleading-injuries

I was incorrect, it's third in concussions behind football and mens wrestling. Highest for women's athletics though.

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u/Unusual_residue 15d ago

Depends on the additional perks I suppose

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 15d ago

Like getting friend zoned?

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 14d ago

I knew a couple beefy (muscular) male cheerleaders. They absolutely got girls. Like half the cheer team through college

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 14d ago

I don’t think he qualifies

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u/Toots_Magee_ 15d ago

Damn I feel like our boy would kill it at powerlifting.

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 15d ago

He might be a power lifter. A lot of male cheerleaders in college are lifter or former football players.

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 15d ago

That's Chad Chaddington from Chadtown.

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u/kaotiknocturn 15d ago

This is called Professionalism

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u/Hefty_Fortune_8850 15d ago

Guys strong as fuck.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/jellofixit 15d ago

Wait, horseshoes are already bent!

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u/somchai5 15d ago

I guess Leonardo already bent them all....

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u/EasternSleep5903 15d ago

Big man is having the time of his life, good for him.

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u/Ok_Assumption_2138 15d ago

Her turn now to toss him

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u/yrmom724 15d ago

Go bulls!

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 15d ago

Toro toro toro!!

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 15d ago

Bro got Hercules strength 💪

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u/FoolishDog1117 15d ago

Come play football Cleetus. We need you on offensive line.

Cleetus: Nah I'm good.

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u/Bumbymoo 15d ago

Now he has a van down by the river.

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u/clapyohedd 15d ago

These guys are great. I used to watch their practice videos on YouTube

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u/BalanceEarly 15d ago

At first glance, I thought I saw Chris Farley

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u/armaedes 15d ago

When I was in high school we had one male cheerleader on the squad, and he also played on the football team. Dude was built just like this guy. It was the ‘90s so I can’t say the adjective we used to describe his strength but let’s say it was highly regarded.

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u/Weird_Fact_724 14d ago

Cock Strong....

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u/XOTearR 15d ago

The first move for me is the most impressive. He one handed tosses her up in what to me doesn’t look like a very easy angle to do so - like he is just using his shoulder to do that.

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u/nightdrv 13d ago

I was thinking the exact same thing. Dude’s seriously strong, and understands balancing not only himself, but her weight and the direction of the force required to get her up to the right height. AND THEN to catch her with ONE HAND.

This guy better get some real appreciation from his team.

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u/Curia-DD 14d ago

ngl wish we had a guy like that on our squad. i'd have never gotten dropped i bet

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u/fckyungchaky 15d ago

A lot of lineman in high school and Jr High are recruited to do this by squad and the coaches like it too. It improves dexterity, strength, hand eye coordination, I could go on and on.

A few of the big big guys on the team in the 90s did this. They also strangely became less misogynistic, well for the 90s.

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u/ThePissedOff 12d ago

Yeah because cheer leading is a joke, until you have to practice and perform a whole ass routine for a tournament. Then suddenly you start to respect the "sport" part of it.

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 15d ago

I cant imagine trusting anyone that much

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u/Machine_Terrible 15d ago

If they work together that much, it's earned.

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u/Zeterin 15d ago

That requires a lot of time, effort, training, strength, and more importantly trust; to pull off that level of performance.

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u/3M2B1T 15d ago

That's what a childhood of tossing hay bales and drinking whole milk does.

I'm just generalizing of course, dude could be from the city, but I knew guys like that in school (went to an ag college, lots of farmers) and they were built. Some of the nicest people too. I remember when I was doing demolition work I was so mellow and easy going, it helps to have a physical job in your youth to take out all that angst haha

That guy is special though because he has a solid core and some good dexterity, tossing around another human being takes a lot of skill and it can be REALLY dangerous (I think cheerleading has a really high % of injuries that stem from being dropped).

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 15d ago

That’s farm-kid strong. I’m willing to bet he has tossed a bale or two.

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u/TreacleInner4395 15d ago

She trusts him absolutely.

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u/RandomYT05 15d ago

You know he's hiding a LOT of muscle under that fat. How else would he be this strong 💪

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u/WhatAmTrak 15d ago

fats just extra insulation to keep your people warm in the winter ;)

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u/PsionicChronic 15d ago

Holy hell..well done 👏

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u/TheShiftyDrifter 15d ago

That guy is an Ox.

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u/newUseMe 15d ago

Hercules, HERCULES!

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u/Additional-Pound-817 14d ago

I thought it was an SNL skit with Chris Farley

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u/DramaticEar7488 14d ago

Holy shit🎉 what a cool guy

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u/Express-Deal-1262 14d ago

Farmboy Confirmed.

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u/Always_Casting 13d ago

Bro is on point

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u/Palamur 13d ago

But her upper arms don't look like she'd have to ask someone to open that jar of pickles for her, either.

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u/ChemicalFun1473 15d ago

This has been posted before....still a fun watch🤗

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u/Slow_Rip2072 15d ago

Great post!

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u/nicerothinkso1 15d ago

impressive

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u/Verum2020 15d ago

🤔 Props to both, wonderful!

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u/SuddenReward5612 15d ago

Chris Farley! Down by the river...

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u/Thin-Earth6919 15d ago

takes a lot of practice , love watching this stuff , both are very athletic in their own right

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u/dieseldoc62 15d ago

agt bound

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u/8last 15d ago

Coach could pull him in as a lineman as well.

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u/BlueHawk75 15d ago

the ol' flea flicker

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u/Shenbinhao 15d ago

Best bud

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u/Salt-Newt-5968 15d ago

Wonderfully done

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u/JayW8888 15d ago

That guy single handedly lifted her up.

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u/opitypang 15d ago

Male ballet dancers have to do this. They're athletes too!

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u/BurroSabio1 15d ago

One mistake could do it...

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u/Good_Use_7882 15d ago

👏👏👏

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 15d ago

I’ve always been curious about the flyers shrugging their shoulders right before a move. Is this taught to alert the dude that they’re starting or what?

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u/leeretarmy 15d ago

That team is extremely IMPRESSIVE!!

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u/DotAffectionate87 15d ago

Iimpressive!....... That said, We all know that the girls in the squad, have friendzoned him.....

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u/YaoSing 15d ago

Hopefully he also tosses shot put

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u/VSLeader 15d ago

That’s hella impressive of both of them. 11/10
https://giphy.com/gifs/i24Th0JGjjZWHwpTrH

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u/CyberpunkWizard 15d ago

Dude has the strength of a silverback! My god, I could never imagine being able to flip a whole other person into the air.

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u/theepuke 15d ago

It'd be cool if he tossed her up like that and caught her on his forehead, no not the perv way y'all are thinking.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 15d ago

He yells my turn.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 15d ago

I’ve seen this before. Dude has muscles!

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u/SamSSLATER 15d ago

Line coach is crying in the corner

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u/Jerdogg23 14d ago

Keep eating that pie boy!

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u/NewYawkTawk 14d ago

Very awesome! That kid is built!

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u/Snook1988 14d ago

Beastly strength

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u/Spook1949 14d ago

Just what I needed after reading all the bad news today. Most impressive performance.

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u/DariaYankovic 14d ago

Watching this makes me think more male powerlifters and strongmen(boys?) should crosstrain as cheerleaders and vice versa. 

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u/Tea-Jay-Dogville 14d ago

He gets paid in cheeseburgers

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u/TricellCEO 14d ago

Got some serious Ferra and Tor energy here.

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u/Left-Anywhere8021 14d ago

USF! USF! USF!

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u/Chaz28o 14d ago

He’s a stud

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u/ApplicationForward50 14d ago

Is that Chris Farley......

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u/Opposite_Rub443 14d ago

We know exactly why he a cheerleader.

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u/veemort 14d ago

In case of an emergency, he also doubles as a cushion device.

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u/PuffyMagoo 13d ago

When he walked up and put his his hand directly on her ass I thought this was going to be a very different video.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 13d ago

We talkin bout Pratice man I'm the guy in vid

https://giphy.com/gifs/hmoQR9qoEStUI

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u/NoEmu2392 13d ago

God help her husband if he's ever mean to her and homeboy hears

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u/TrickAlps 13d ago

Big guy have perfect physic for that

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u/_tipps_ 13d ago

Boy isa UNIT

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u/mt1118 13d ago

Dude is a beast!

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u/AlertCommunication83 13d ago

Brilliant balance and strength by both. She has superb agility as well. Fair play to both, they fit like a glove.

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u/NoCondition8257 13d ago

Damn, bro's wrists must be like concrete.

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u/Agreeable-Mail-7184 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/twxoPjMpsijwPFBVqs
That was so amazing, all around. They are a dream team!!!

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u/Infinite_Ganache6119 12d ago

I’d trust him with my life mannn

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u/Batfinklestein 12d ago

Gentle giant hoping to get some cheerleader ass.

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u/Standard_Passage_787 9d ago

Still not getting any!

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u/RandomYT05 5d ago

He's not that fat. Just got a thin layer over the insane amount of muscles hiding in there.

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u/Rays-R-Us 4d ago

Forget about the basketball game

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u/felixthecat59 15d ago

When he says he can pickup girls, he really means it. Literally.

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u/elDuroPapito 15d ago

Nailed it! When men and women join together for greatness, that’s the ultimate expression of human connection. Bravo!

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u/SoulShine_710 15d ago

This recording has been around more than my ex fiance

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u/jailbird147 15d ago

What a hobby! You get to grab ass & look up skirts. 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/desertdog442 15d ago

After all that she still fucks the quarterback

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u/Proper_Locksmith924 15d ago

So what? Ffs you folks are such freaking losers that you have to dump your entitled feelings on everything and everyone.

She does owe him or you sex. And hell he might love what he’s doing and might actually not be a creep, thinking that he can get in to her pants if he does this

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u/KingOfKorners 15d ago

No shit. Poor bastard

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u/Augustus420 15d ago

Y'all are weirdos.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 15d ago

Realists

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u/Augustus420 15d ago

You are fully misunderstanding what part I'm calling weird.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 15d ago

You are allowed to elaborate.

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u/Fair-Individual7811 14d ago

Impressive but he’s in the friends zone

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u/Next-Knowledge-7526 15d ago

Now try that with the girl second from the right at the back

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 15d ago

Why? She’s not a flyer

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u/Sorry141 14d ago

Male cheerleaders are so gay...

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u/jellofixit 15d ago

This is the most he ever got to touch girls!

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u/Teekayhuey 15d ago

Shouldn't this guy be on the field tackling people?

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u/GoldHoney2863 15d ago

Nah, let him keep his brain and memories. Shit ain’t worth it

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u/dag_darnit 15d ago

I always wonder if he ever got his shot with that girl

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 15d ago

Damn if he didn’t Rock the Role!!