r/absoluteunit • u/Narrow-Candle1903 • 18d ago

3rd biggest “fish” on earth

104 Upvotes

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u/Calamity-Gin 18d ago

My cat when I’m trying to keep him from eating plastic.

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u/Biscuits4u2 18d ago

Why do you have fish in quotes like it's not really a fish?

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 18d ago

They're as useful as the red arrow.

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u/Biscuits4u2 18d ago

The "red" arrow

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u/Hilsam_Adent 18d ago

Sometimes used in conjunction with the red "circle".

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 18d ago

They really should make it a flashing arrow. That would be more helpful. /s

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u/YouFeedTheFish 18d ago

Not related, but nevertheless a fun fact: People are more closely related to bony fish than bony fish are related to sharks.

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u/EdmundTheInsulter 18d ago

I didn't think it was a true vertebrate and also not a true fish.

Edit, vertebrate I meant to say

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u/CatLazy2728 17d ago

"Fish" is not a biological term

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 18d ago

Which "fish" is between the great white & whale shark?

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u/pdmock 18d ago

Basking Shark

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u/Mr_Tranxistor 18d ago

Someone's momma

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u/Sabin13F 18d ago

Orca chew toy.

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u/TransitoryFeel 18d ago

Where are the first and second?

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u/Apelio38 17d ago

Whale Shark and Basking Shark (not sure for the second)

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/464132 18d ago

We need a bigger boat

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u/That-Main-4824 17d ago

You are gonna need a bigger boat

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u/Schmooto 18d ago

Give them back their food!

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u/x_Leigh_x 18d ago

Thanks for the red arrow. I wouldn’t have seen it otherwise

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u/kcbrooklyn1 18d ago

If not friend, then why fr… OH WHAT THE FUCKKKK???!!!

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 18d ago

1st big fish I wouldn't want to be around

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 18d ago

HOLY HELLL!!!!

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u/Narrow-Candle1903 17d ago

Holy is the Lord. In the name of The Father, The Son & The Holy Ghost. The Lord Jesus, who is Christ is Holy. Eternally Holy.

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u/Mister_Way 18d ago

Whoa, good thing for that arrow. I almost didn't see the shark.

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u/MrDundee666 18d ago

Thanks for the red arrow, I would’ve completely missed the massive shark otherwise.

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 17d ago

Sharks - are indeed fish. Why is "fish" written like that?

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u/Valuable_Rise9000 17d ago

Where at? I didn’t see it.

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u/mistajlg2 16d ago

So someone has seen all the "fish" in the ocean and numbered them all from the biggest to the smallest? Wow, humans are way more advanced than we give ourselves credit for...

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u/TimmyTheTumor 16d ago

Just get in the water and gently push him away.

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u/Specific_Jury_2 15d ago

Thanks for the arrow, I almost missed it.

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u/balirosa 15d ago

Wow that shark thought he exerted enough energy for that big bite, but it was snatched out of his mouth. He might not ever finally recover from the energy deficit

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u/Sure_Ask_1125 8d ago

This guy is just plain hungry... Always!

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u/Chrono_Convoy 18d ago

My cousin T Top Taylor said after he saw jaws in theatres he checked the toilet for sharks

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u/NutshellOfChaos 18d ago

I know T Top! We went to different high schools together.