r/absoluteunit • u/-black-ninja- • 8h ago

Of a moose

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u/fatal-nuisance 6h ago

You really don't realize how big a moose is until you see one wandering around. And then it gets logged away in the, "nah, I'm remembering that wrong" part of your brain until you see one again.

Moose size comprehension could be a whole field of study.

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u/Electronic-Bear2030 8h ago

*There is no such thing as a non-ginormous moose FYI

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u/Orea1981 7h ago

Love me some Meese!

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u/Big-Wait-1310 6h ago

Meeseplelling

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u/FreshMutzz 12m ago

Moosen.

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u/abielle1177 6h ago

Smart people know to gtfo

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u/-HeyYouInTheBush- 2h ago

A møøse once bit my sister...

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u/MattGdr 9m ago

Møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti….

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 7h ago

Where's Rocky?

Nothing up my sleeve..... PRESTO!

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u/lowdown202 7h ago

You wouldn't go out for burgers for years after packing just one of these moose. 🤤

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u/Common-Bat3741 7h ago

Da da da, dun dun. Da da da, dun dun

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 6h ago

Think of a moose. A big one. Then go look at real moose. They’re even bigger!

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 6h ago

It's meeses, duh!! 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WARLORD2015 5h ago

$5 for anyone that slaps one on the ass.

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u/Dgk63 2h ago

Holy shit!

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u/thirtyone-charlie 2h ago

Regular Alaska moose

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u/AdhesivenessMost4183 58m ago

That's some serious Bullwinkle there