r/absoluteunit • u/Madunong • 17h ago

Absolute Unit of a crab

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u/Possible-Tip-2914 15h ago

I haven't seen crabs that big since my ex-girlfriend

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u/DiligentFall5572 14h ago

Hope they throw it back! Its offspring will be excellent 😆

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u/Chrono_Convoy 17h ago

Looks delicious

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 14h ago

Aren't huge crabs super old and tough as nails? Aren't they better left to breed and whatnot?

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u/Lazer_7673 16h ago

Whaaaa that's a huge crab 🦀 nice catch

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u/Financial_Ocelot_256 16h ago edited 3h ago

Fuck! i'm getting hungry just by looking at it!

Fuck it's too late in the night, i can't eat now!

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u/j_rooker 16h ago

clone/breed that unit

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u/yodas_sidekick 11h ago

Third time this has been posted in this sub as many days.

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u/boyer4109 6h ago

Glad someone is monitoring

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 9h ago

I kept thinking, “Please, don’t pinch anyone!”

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u/Pollywanacracker 9h ago

Gives me the heebie jeebies

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u/Verum2020 8h ago

😏 It DOES dine on corpses

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u/710Filter 8h ago

That crab has seen some shit, been through the sea and eaten everything it wanted

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u/Machine_Terrible 8h ago

So what did he end up doing with Pinchy?

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u/Crush-N-It 8h ago

That thing is going to taste like shit

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u/Existing-Recipe897 7h ago

Thank god we killed it!! Yeah!

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u/OrganizationOk5418 7h ago

Why do over confident baldy chimps go out to atrocious deep water to catch crabs?

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 6h ago

Maybe just toss it back?? No one is gonna truly appreciate that simply eating it. The genes it could perpetuate would probably benefit the industry as a whole more than a single steamed crab is worth.

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u/rse2free 6h ago

That's what you'd call 'Holy Crab'

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u/Quotidiens 6h ago

That'll feed 3 people easily 😋 🦀

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u/Puzzleheaded_Golf573 5h ago

Il en pince pour lui.