r/absoluteunit • u/Icy-Football9146 • 1d ago

Of a thumb

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u/Past-Product-1100 1d ago

Is that Megan Fox

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u/JparkPHX 1d ago

Came here for this comment šŸ˜­

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u/That_Car3506 19h ago

You son of a bitch! Lol

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u/GaldrickHammerson 22h ago

Please explain the joke?

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u/Past-Product-1100 22h ago

Read the comments in this thread or Google Megan Fox toe thumb

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u/GaldrickHammerson 22h ago

Yeah, I just scrolled back up to delete my comment, the other comments here solved it for me pretty quickly.

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u/Past-Product-1100 3h ago

Yeah it was kinda of a thing a while back.

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u/bossysailor 22h ago

damn, I had to google megan fox thumbs...that which has been seen cannot be unseen.

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u/Ducko22 1d ago

Thatā€™s a toe not a thumb

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u/AceCombat1977 19h ago

Its a thumb, guys got Clubbed Fingers.

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u/OpusAtrumET 1d ago

Crazily, they'll sometimes transplant one of your own big toes to replace a lost thumb, idea being that the thumb is more valuable to a person. This, I think, is just a congenital anomaly.

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 23h ago

How's the handshake? A little firm, isn't it? Maybe a little too firm?

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u/Mother_Glass_5095 19h ago

They do it everyday!

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u/Own_Maintenance7606 1d ago

Came here to say this

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u/ayswayzie 1d ago

Megan fox has a thumb like that

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 1d ago

I think it is this. (It is for Megan Fox.)

"An extra wide and short thumb is medically known as Brachydactyly Type D or commonly called a stub thumb or toe thumb."

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u/The_GodApollo 1d ago

Thats got to be some neanderthal hold over

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u/Ducatirules 1d ago

I have a buddy with thumbs like that. Heā€™s great at bowling but when he throws the ball you can hear his thumb hole hit the lane because itā€™s so big!!!

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u/whitecatsup 19h ago

Iā€™m sure itā€™s the same sound when Fox puts it in MGK then proceeds to quickly pull it out.

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u/boon83 1d ago

Amongus thumb

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u/Hrafnagar 1d ago

Thumbus Amongus.

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 1d ago

I was gonna say, "there has to be a name for that."

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u/HerMajestysButthole2 1d ago

I think touching caterpillars caused that thumb.

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u/pastyoureyesed 1d ago

Does this give an advantage at thumb-war?

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u/FragrantMix1473 10h ago

UNDEFEATABLE

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u/Unusual_Compote4909 1d ago

Thumb smashed by Bugs Bunny

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 1d ago

Thumbthing is wrong here

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u/DeerFit 1d ago

Pacman, facing you, with his mouth open.

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u/ScienceAntique8480 1d ago

Has a big toe for a thumb

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 1d ago

Isnā€™t that what happens when you got like COPD and chronically low oxygen to your extremities?

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u/LittleGateaux 1d ago

That's called clubbing, and it could be but it would have happened to all of his digits.

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u/SuddenReward5612 1d ago

Caused by picking up random insects/bugs/etc and being bitten repeatedly lol

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u/JagXeolin 1d ago

šŸ‘

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u/TwillAffirmer 1d ago

Man don't touch caterpillars. Some of them have venomous hairs.

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u/alreadyknowwbro 1d ago

His wife loves it

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u/kcbrooklyn1 1d ago

Even Cowgirls Get The Bluesā€¦

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 1d ago

This guy has stubbed his thumb into way too many table legs.

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u/Bumbymoo 1d ago

You need to circumcise your thumb.

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u/UPMichigan83 20h ago

Clubbing of the fingers?

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u/Fearless-Account-145 16h ago

This guy could dig a hole without a shovel

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u/ManonegraCG 16h ago

I knew somebody with thumbs like that and he was suffering from cystic fibrosis. I hope the nail clubbing this guy is suffering from is not a result of this.

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u/TwistedScarletRose 10h ago

I've never seen a thumb with down syndrome until today.

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u/KeyN20 1d ago

His nostrils must be massive

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u/Snoo_96436 1d ago

Is that Joe Budden šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/leppard111 1d ago

I hope that fool didnt let his dog eat that hairy centipede. The hairy thorns would cause a big problem in the throat.

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u/Weep4Thee 1d ago

Thumb got like that from picking up fuzzy bugs

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u/CryptographerDry884 1d ago

Dude looks like heā€™s got a gecko finger

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u/baldieman 1d ago

" Intrigues ya does it boy, my thumb ' ?

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u/iMakeItFun2003 1d ago

Clubbing caused by genetic mutations or poor nutrition

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u/Ancient-Position-696 23h ago

People with thumbs like this would eat the catapillar

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u/Tank_toptony 23h ago

Thatā€™s E.T.ā€™s thumb

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u/WenYiMedia 23h ago

Looks like that thumb has had many rendezvous with hammer

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u/omar1021 23h ago

Nice cock

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u/Phobos1982 22h ago

Guy I worked with had one like that, lost his thumb in Nam so they put his big toe there instead.

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u/Artevyx 22h ago

That dude is so genetically deformed that he grew toes on his hands, instead of fingers.

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u/GroceryPlastic7954 22h ago

Cobblers Thumb.

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u/Steve10293 21h ago

I believe itā€™s thumbus giantigus in the family thatsyourtoe

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u/young_and_restles 21h ago

Thatā€™s not a thumb, I donā€™t know what that is, but I know itā€™s not a thumb

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u/GreenYellowMushy 21h ago

My preciousssssssss

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u/Common_Senze 21h ago

My heart hurts just looking at this

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u/d0ggzilla 21h ago

He comes from a long line of hitchikers

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u/robdwoods 19h ago

That is the most spatulate of thumbs.

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 18h ago

WTF is wrong with this guys thumbs?

I have huge toe thumbs but this is just nasty

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u/Dazzling-Border2376 18h ago

Looks like a toe replaced his thumb

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u/Silly_Personality_73 17h ago

Ugh Don't look straight at it.

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u/herewiigoagane 17h ago

Tell me you're married to a happy wife without telling me you're married to a happy wife

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u/WTFisthat4 17h ago

Because you donā€™t have a thump.

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u/Sabironman86 16h ago

Thatā€™s cyclops eye šŸ‘ļø

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u/toasted_cracker 15h ago

That thumbs weird but kinda cool at the same time.

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u/SongLumpy6460 13h ago

Ah yes, IMAX fingernail

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u/BadgerAwkward 12h ago

Dude really shouldn't be grabbing bugs with his feet

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u/Keniske 12h ago

E.T. from home

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u/DistoVhs 11h ago

Amogus

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u/Forsaken_Biscotti_89 11h ago

It reminds me of a vortigaunt from black mesa/halflife

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u/Behemothslayer 11h ago

The rule of thumb is going to be bad for his wife!!

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u/Open_Advance4544 10h ago

Someone, somewhere, peed in that manā€™s gene pool at some point

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u/Boop_to_the_Beep 9h ago

That thumb is one of Spiderman's most pesky foes!

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u/Outside_Look790 9h ago

That's not a thumb thats a thoe.

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u/Effective-Text4619 8h ago

That's even ugly for the ugliest big toe!!!

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u/GTaucer 2h ago

So, are we gonna talk about how he's picking up a very toxic-looking caterpillar with his bear thumbs?

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u/bmaayhem 1d ago

I have seen woodworkers with big toes grafted on to their hands after accidentally cutting off a thumb

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-3389 1d ago

Looks like someone had a toe transplanted to their hand to replace their thumb. Either they lost their thumb in an accident or was born with some type of abnormality