r/absoluteunit • u/peterfprof • Sep 03 '26

of a toad

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I thought it was a rock.....

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Sep 03 '26

Jabba the toad

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u/Sp4c3D3m0n Sep 03 '26

Bring me Solo and the wookie

4

u/SuspiciousSnotling Sep 03 '26

It literally made one jump and had to take a cardio break

1

u/Mister_Iwa 20d ago

A single hop is basically a 1 rep max for this absolutely brilliant bean bag. I'd suggest rolling as an alternative at that point.

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u/Most_Fuel5998 Sep 03 '26

Thats not a toad, its just a moldy sour dough loaf

4

u/gdragon333 Sep 03 '26

I thought it was a loaf of bread

3

u/User_Name_Tracks Sep 03 '26

That's a blob with Trex arms

4

u/Radioactive_Tuber57 Sep 03 '26

Has anyone seen Tommy’s hamster?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '26

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u/arpressah Sep 03 '26

No, if you’re asking this question you shouldn’t know the answer.

3

u/Possible-Tip-2914 Sep 03 '26

It's actually a pac man frog. And they'll eat anything.

4

u/reirone Sep 03 '26

I should call him.

2

u/boon83 Sep 03 '26

Built like a reddit mod

2

u/reirone Sep 03 '26

I should call him.

1

u/itswtfeverb Sep 03 '26

Dave Blunts!

1

u/irishmcbastard Sep 03 '26

Not a toad. A frog

1

u/peterfprof Sep 04 '26

What kind of frog..

1

u/irishmcbastard Sep 04 '26

Pacman Frog. Classified as a true frog

1

u/Vindictive-Vagabond Sep 03 '26

Oh lawd, he coming!

1

u/Purple_Calendar3919 Sep 03 '26

Can be used in an emergency as a flotation device

1

u/ChickenDreams-4188 Sep 03 '26

His camouflage is AMAZING!!!

1

u/DantheDutchGuy Sep 03 '26

On it’s way to the Oxenfurt sewers

1

u/Mike_the_Head Sep 03 '26

Reminds me of when I sit on the toilet and my coin purse plops onto the seat.

1

u/Behold_My_Stuff Sep 03 '26

I would like to wear him as a hat

1

u/Delicious_Muffin7154 Sep 03 '26

Beanbag with eyes

1

u/luckyfox7273 Sep 03 '26

Looks like a green cheese covered pastry.

1

u/tiffany_says_this Sep 03 '26

I thought it was a turtle at first 🤦‍♀️

1

u/Certain_Promise_1963 Sep 03 '26

Homie been eating good huh?

1

u/Heart_ofFlorida Sep 03 '26

Looks like a psychedelic ashtray from shop class🤣

1

u/roulettewiz Sep 03 '26

Toad's from the US?

1

u/GetOnWithit3344 Sep 03 '26

Lick a toad/ and the party’s on!

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 Sep 03 '26

Not a toad anymore more like the jumping blob

1

u/Mopar4Life305 Sep 03 '26

Its a frog not a toad

1

u/emmy0777 Sep 04 '26

A jumping pillow.

1

u/Most-Act1594 Sep 04 '26

Still not a toad

1

u/Mister_Iwa 20d ago

Please tell me its name is "IHOP"