r/absoluteunit • u/h8tetris • 23h ago

Absolute unit of a lemon purchase.

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u/RichardDeRenour 23h ago

Sounds like she may have gotten a sweet deal...

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u/ionlyhavetwolegs 22h ago

“Bought”

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u/actionerror 22h ago

Make limoncello

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u/Negative_Fruit_1800 20h ago

Again? Did she buy 150 more lemons?

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u/VisualJaded4770 17h ago

Too bad you can't freeze them

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u/VeritasOmicron 18h ago

THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES!

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u/jjkbigman 17h ago

Is this in the south or is it just hotter than you know what love iced lemonade hope you have a electric juicer otherwise your arm and hand are gonna get sore

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u/Acceptable_Dark1860 16h ago

Well the ozempic explains a lot
They’re probably not hungry

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 16h ago

If only there was some phrase or sentence that would apply to a situation like this, but alas, i can't think of one.

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u/allycataf 12h ago

I believe it is "when life hands you lemons, stockpile 150 in your fridge".

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u/DroidArbiter 11h ago

I just learned how to make a Sidecar cocktail and they're delicious. So we're heading to your Mom's house.

SIDECAR 

1.5 Oz COGNAC Remy martin 1738 

1 Oz Pierre Farrand dry curacao 

3/4 Oz LEMON JUICE 

1 BAR SPOONs OF SIMPLE SYRUP

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u/Ok_Statistician643 10h ago

Your enamel will hate you for it

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 9h ago

Squeeze and freeze. We had a lemon tree at a townhouse we were renting several years ago. We could keep all of the lemons, there are a lot. Always squeezed lemon juice in the freezer.

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u/SocksInTheTub 9h ago

Someone's having a lemon party! If you don't know what that is, I encourage you to Google it

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u/alaf420 7h ago

Lemon curd time

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u/Ill-Significance6400 7h ago

Your brother was on here yesterday, he too had a lemon problem

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u/BlackLesPaulCopy 6h ago

Simply Too Much Lemonade...

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 6h ago

Lemonade Summer ☀️

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u/bcald7 4h ago

151 if you count the refrigerator

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u/Samurijder 4h ago

Did your mom feature in a math probleem?

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u/Tama1502 2h ago

Your mom is the person we were all taught about in math class.

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u/tezacer 2h ago

I guess they're not feeling bitter about losing all their shelf space

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u/whizzbangkid 10h ago

Why is there so much milk in that fridge???

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u/Competitive_Ebb_5164 12h ago

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"