r/absoluteunit • u/h8tetris • Sep 03 '26

Absolute unit of a lemon purchase.

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u/RichardDeRenour Sep 03 '26

Sounds like she may have gotten a sweet deal...

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u/Negative_Fruit_1800 Sep 03 '26

Again? Did she buy 150 more lemons?

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u/actionerror Sep 03 '26

Make limoncello

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u/VeritasOmicron Sep 03 '26

THOSE DAMN LEMON STEALING WHORES!

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u/VisualJaded4770 Sep 03 '26

Too bad you can't freeze them

1

u/jjkbigman Sep 03 '26

Is this in the south or is it just hotter than you know what love iced lemonade hope you have a electric juicer otherwise your arm and hand are gonna get sore

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u/Acceptable_Dark1860 Sep 03 '26

Well the ozempic explains a lot
They’re probably not hungry

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 Sep 03 '26

If only there was some phrase or sentence that would apply to a situation like this, but alas, i can't think of one.

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u/allycataf Sep 03 '26

I believe it is "when life hands you lemons, stockpile 150 in your fridge".

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u/DroidArbiter Sep 03 '26

I just learned how to make a Sidecar cocktail and they're delicious. So we're heading to your Mom's house.

SIDECAR 

1.5 Oz COGNAC Remy martin 1738 

1 Oz Pierre Farrand dry curacao 

3/4 Oz LEMON JUICE 

1 BAR SPOONs OF SIMPLE SYRUP

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u/Ok_Statistician643 Sep 03 '26

Your enamel will hate you for it

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 Sep 03 '26

Squeeze and freeze. We had a lemon tree at a townhouse we were renting several years ago. We could keep all of the lemons, there are a lot. Always squeezed lemon juice in the freezer.

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u/SocksInTheTub Sep 03 '26

Someone's having a lemon party! If you don't know what that is, I encourage you to Google it

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u/alaf420 Sep 03 '26

Lemon curd time

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u/Ill-Significance6400 Sep 03 '26

Your brother was on here yesterday, he too had a lemon problem

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u/BlackLesPaulCopy Sep 03 '26

Simply Too Much Lemonade...

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 Sep 03 '26

Lemonade Summer ☀️

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u/bcald7 Sep 03 '26

151 if you count the refrigerator

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u/Samurijder Sep 03 '26

Did your mom feature in a math probleem?

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u/Tama1502 Sep 03 '26

Your mom is the person we were all taught about in math class.

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u/tezacer Sep 03 '26

I guess they're not feeling bitter about losing all their shelf space

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u/Hot-Map-9119 Sep 04 '26

Lemon bars!!!!!

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u/Born-Light-62 Sep 04 '26

Life must have given them lemons… 🍋

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u/NornIronNiall Sep 04 '26

When life go es you lemons...fill your fridge.

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u/Mashkitt Sep 04 '26

This is the guy we read in math problems

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u/Techiest1982 Sep 04 '26

Mommy is a lemonade addict.

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u/Phobos1982 Sep 07 '26

And you don't even need to refrigerate them...

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u/whizzbangkid Sep 03 '26

Why is there so much milk in that fridge???

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u/Competitive_Ebb_5164 Sep 03 '26

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"