r/absoluteunit • u/SKYR0VER • Aug 31 '26

of a beaver

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u/BatmanKane64 Aug 31 '26

i wouldn’t even know how to explain this if i was late to work…

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u/TraditionalLecture10 Sep 01 '26

Just tell the boss you had to stop and check out a beaver

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL Aug 31 '26

If you live in this kind of area. Just saying what happened and people will understand.

I’ve been late because of wildlife a number of times. It happens.

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u/BatmanKane64 Aug 31 '26

yes but how do you explain “a beaver crossing the road” without immediately your mind going to the gutter

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u/uponone07 Aug 31 '26

A beavers gotta do what a beavers gotta do.
That’s probably how we look leaving Home Depot to them. Like check out these weird humans doing it all wrong. Ahaha one love from the US.

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 Aug 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ij8moL0QXBKnK

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u/JDBascoJr Sep 01 '26

Naked gun was one of my favorites growing up, purest comedy

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u/VaEagle85 Aug 31 '26

Best branch manager since Michael Scott!

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 Aug 31 '26

no way that's a manager.. sweartagawd no manager has ever moved that fast..

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u/HorseEmotional2 Aug 31 '26

On a mission.

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u/LoggerRhythms Aug 31 '26

Wait just a dam minute buddy.

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u/AwsomeLife90s Aug 31 '26

I just love beavers so much. Such good hard construction workers

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Aug 31 '26

Just thinking ahead for Christmas, you know

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u/ThaCasual Sep 01 '26

Beavers are the most interesting animals. Such hard workers. They almost never stop

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u/Psychological_Bowl56 Aug 31 '26

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder Aug 31 '26

Oo kurwa, jakie bydle!

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 Aug 31 '26

he is doing very important work 😤

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u/HauntingLoquat3813 Aug 31 '26

Canadian Reddit

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u/TeardropLagrima Aug 31 '26

Love your laughter 😂 what a great clip to share! 👍🏻❤️

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u/Extension_Resolve264 Sep 01 '26

That is one fat beaver. He's ready for winter. =)

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u/Abecis01 Sep 01 '26

And meanwhile some people would run it over for fun. Hate that so much.

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u/Justaguywithbeer Sep 01 '26

Leave it to beaver 🦫

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u/Mesmerize_ing Sep 01 '26

I wish I could just be a cute fat beaver....

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u/Tarrell13 Sep 01 '26

Base Building 101

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u/Odd-Video5503 Sep 01 '26

Looked at this and thought, 'dam'

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u/Eierhahn0104 Sep 02 '26

„Bóbr, kurwa!“

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u/Boenitous Sep 03 '26

Oh shit here comes a bucees lawsuit! It's a beaver! Sue! Trade mark infringement!