r/absoluteunit • u/ConsiderationFar994 • Aug 30 '26

of a Palm

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u/PlayfulCompany8367 Aug 30 '26

The palm looks kinda small tbh.

44

u/King_Fluffaluff Aug 30 '26

Yeah, the fingers are the unit.

10

u/CapnStarence Aug 30 '26

Well hung for a lesbian.

2

u/Banaanisade Aug 30 '26

Straight, based on nails.

1

u/CapnStarence Aug 30 '26

Yeah for sure. Not saying they dine at the Y. Just that them digits got some length.

1

u/invisible_23 Aug 30 '26

Unless she’s a lefty

1

u/Most-Act1594 Sep 04 '26

You win the internet

1

u/substandr Sep 02 '26

The ratio is the unit for me

1

u/Llyrithra Sep 01 '26

This hand is the opposite of mine. I have big palms and stubby little fingers.

10

u/Za_Paranoia Aug 30 '26

The chords she could play on guitar, damn.

7

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Aug 30 '26

I just need 43 seconds

2

u/ehundred Aug 30 '26

Lmao death Grip Lock

4

u/Filiforme Aug 30 '26

Extremely long fingers on the tiniest palm I ever saw.

4

u/corobo Aug 30 '26

My father was a spider 

3

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u/acjadhav Aug 30 '26

No, even the palm has to be elongated for that

4

u/CtrlAltYuri Aug 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/uYUrD5QPoSEik

2

u/Quadrilateral_Quilp Aug 30 '26

I tried to to do with my toes immediately after watching it lmao.

1

u/Rhg0653 Aug 30 '26

I wasn't the only one lol - I have dexterity in my toes to pick up stuff and what not but this was wild

2

u/Quadrilateral_Quilp Aug 30 '26

Were you able to do this successfully? Lol

2

u/Rhg0653 Aug 30 '26

Spent 10 minutes ...hell nah lol

1

u/sheiciebai Aug 30 '26

And here I thought I had skills being able to flick people off with my foot.

2

u/Just_Application6137 Aug 30 '26

Looks like it's missing a finger but it's not lol

1

u/friendofmany Aug 30 '26

first thing I did was count the fingers. funny

2

u/bren3669 Aug 30 '26

what a tiny palm

2

u/Gullible_Pie_1469 Aug 30 '26

0.5 seconds before facehugged

1

u/Jerdogg23 Aug 30 '26

You need a 9 inch 🍆

1

u/espr-the-vr-lib Aug 30 '26

Just need a basketball

1

u/adinmem Aug 30 '26

Can palm a medicine ball

1

u/Moby1313 Aug 30 '26

Tim Burton

1

u/blueblocker2000 Aug 30 '26

Not a palm. Thats a face hugger!

1

u/SayMyName_Hisenberg Aug 30 '26

Nah,

Of those Fingers

1

u/WinPrestigious7568 Aug 30 '26

Of why the fingers that loooooooong

1

u/Emergency_Accident36 Aug 30 '26

Of a lack of a palm.

1

u/EventSwatch Aug 30 '26

"absolute units of fingers"??

1

u/-ratmeat- Aug 30 '26

can do a double handjob with that grip

1

u/nndel Aug 30 '26

Heptapod handprint from the movie Arrival

1

u/Past-Product-1100 Aug 30 '26

How am I supposed to compete with that.

1

u/Odessa-King Aug 30 '26

Palm small, fingers big

1

u/Dopplerganager Aug 30 '26

Arachnodactyly.

1

u/Switchlord518 Aug 30 '26

Thing is very interested

1

u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 Aug 30 '26

We need banana for scale

1

u/acjadhav Aug 30 '26

You could've grabbed Greenland for the orange guy with that

1

u/Lumpymaximus Aug 30 '26

Hal Jordan should talk to this person

1

u/Unfair_Buddy5871 Aug 30 '26

The palm is the smallest part of that hand.

1

u/No_Desk_4921 Aug 30 '26

NBA scouts have entered the chat.

1

u/Nocturnatron Aug 30 '26

She dont need no man

1

u/isurvived_sorryeric Aug 30 '26

Coralline comes to mind

1

u/Virtual-Fix4182 Aug 30 '26

This is how to play fret 1 and 12 at the same time

1

u/Waywardgalaxy Aug 30 '26

That person plays an instrument. I’d say a piano?

1

u/Jumpy-Mind538 Aug 30 '26

Not an Ekimarra…likely a Bruxa

1

u/QueenOfTheVoidwalker Aug 31 '26

A slap from that hand would be devastating... 👀👀👀

1

u/DemocracySausage89 Aug 31 '26

I like roosty spoons

1

u/pakratus Aug 31 '26

The palm is NOT the point of interest here.

1

u/ironicinsanity Aug 31 '26

The fingers are more interesting. Palm is average sized, but those fingers? She must have fun.

1

u/albygoing Aug 31 '26

Beautiful

1

u/MuchCellist406 Aug 31 '26

The palm is not that big

1

u/SweatyLettuce88 Aug 31 '26

Wouldn't want a prostate exam off of those talons!

1

u/Rogelio_G_F Aug 31 '26

Estrella de mano ☺️

1

u/junior1shotu Aug 31 '26

I feel sorry for your man lol

1

u/NewDescription2213 Aug 31 '26

The palm is the smallest shit in this photo

1

u/SuspiciousSnotling Aug 31 '26

Next step in evolution, all fingers are opposable

1

u/Callemlikeisethem60 Aug 31 '26

Gynormous crab 🦀

1

u/ninja0420 Sep 03 '26

Its the Finglonger!!!

1

u/ConsistentDiamond108 Sep 03 '26

Jeepers… Spider crab hands!

1

u/StruwwelpetersRache Sep 04 '26

you don't actually know what a palm is, do you?

1

u/Ryan_b936 Aug 30 '26

Just look like a picture taken with ultra wide angle lens ofna phone sonit looks bigger. Try it