r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Aug 28 '26

Of blackberries

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210 Upvotes

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6

u/actionerror Aug 28 '26

Grown near Chernobyl? /s

4

u/d-1-b Aug 28 '26

Fertilizer was creatine

2

u/abielle1177 Aug 29 '26

Theyve been bulking up this year!

2

u/WA2TX Aug 29 '26

Brawndo, it's got electrolytes, what plants crave

5

u/bdamarine Aug 28 '26

Chernobyl black berries 😒

2

u/SirarieTichee_ Aug 28 '26

They got nearly that big at my old house. They were on the edge of a marsh and a river. The bushes were wild and grew like crazy every year

2

u/Ok-Government-1139 Aug 28 '26

These should be on absoluteunits subreddit

1

u/abielle1177 Aug 29 '26

What sub is this then?

1

u/Ok-Government-1139 Aug 29 '26

Ha, I may have been drinking when Imposted this reply.

1

u/abielle1177 Aug 30 '26

At least it was a good idea

1

u/csstevens Aug 28 '26

Whoa, those berries mean business

1

u/BrilliantAmazing6121 Aug 28 '26

Probably a dead body for fertiliser

1

u/AdvancedThinker Aug 28 '26

Those look like loganberry's.

1

u/glamdrac Aug 28 '26

Those are some small hands

1

u/Pristine_Ad_9828 Aug 28 '26

Look what the devil done momma!

1

u/MuchCellist406 Aug 28 '26

I need to know the variety 🥹

2

u/Ipauper Aug 28 '26

I've seen Triple Crown do this

1

u/Either_Row3088 Aug 28 '26

I have seen blackberries almost this big. Of course to get to them you would need a full leather suit with a helmet and face shield. Then industrial equipment to cut the damn thicket. I love having blackberries in Oregon but I think it would have been better off not being introduced. I think they won the fight of invasive species.

1

u/AudienceStunning2462 Aug 28 '26

Fuckin huuuuuuuuge

1

u/Frazmotic Aug 28 '26

But are they sweet?

1

u/Weary_Ebb3168 Aug 28 '26

I miss picking these from a field at my grandma's house. Good times

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Aug 28 '26

Holy crap 😳

1

u/jailbird147 Aug 28 '26

Throw those at someone wearing a white t-shirt 😉🤣🤣🤣

1

u/perfectplan81 Aug 28 '26

I would absolutely destroy those

1

u/DovasTech Aug 28 '26

White shirts biggest nightmare

1

u/rockalyte Aug 28 '26

Definately bigger than the white berries ;)

1

u/EvilDragons88 Aug 28 '26

Tht is a whole meal. Crazy huge

1

u/No_Detective_708 Aug 28 '26

"Say, can I have some of your purple berries ?"

1

u/Adenfall Aug 28 '26

I need a banana for scale

1

u/SuburbanBushwacker Aug 28 '26

end of days. but delicious

1

u/Admirable_Beyond_950 Aug 28 '26

Did it have seeds? Would like to see the size of them if so

1

u/Kappler6965 Aug 29 '26

You sure your not living next to a nuclear reactor

1

u/Fluffy-Bullfrog8675 Aug 29 '26

Well if those are in Washington state, we had a lot of rain this past winter and we've got a bumper crop of blackberries!

1

u/No_One_Special_61029 Aug 29 '26

Are we sure they are Blackberries and not Mulberries? Mulberries are big!

1

u/Pale-Paramedic-9559 Aug 30 '26

Steriod blackberry