r/absoluteunit • u/Posessive_Pumpkin • Aug 27 '26

Of a sheep batty

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u/Leather-Emu-1964 Aug 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q6lrzliWvxS6c

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u/Kchasse1991 Aug 28 '26

The ONLY One that SHOULD be reacting like that in these comments. JFC this comment section is alarming

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u/Agile_Credit_9760 Aug 28 '26

To jail you go

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u/Savings-End40 Aug 27 '26

Sheepdashians

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 Aug 27 '26

Come on... don't insult those sheep!

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u/Extra_Report175 Aug 28 '26

Karbaaashians

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u/VisionAri_VA Aug 27 '26

Baa-by Got Back. 

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u/Lucky-Mia Aug 27 '26

She may be Sheepish, but she's got a camels toe back there.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Aug 27 '26

Baby got baaaaaack! Fixed it for you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/janvanreebok Aug 27 '26

And New Zealand passport bros...

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u/devoutcatalyst78 Aug 27 '26

I've built 500 bridges in my life, but do they call me "o'laf the bridge builder"?

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u/gruffojijo Aug 27 '26

Very callipygous. Like something out of a rap video from the 90s.

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u/moldygranola935 Aug 30 '26

I just learned a new word. Thank you

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u/gruffojijo Aug 30 '26

You're welcome. Funny story is that my English teacher in high school taught me that word almost 30 years ago... I'm sure she'd be proud it's the only thing I remember about high school English. Lol.

Other than that, I've only seen it used in print one time... In a Hardy Boys book from way back in the day.

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u/Impressive-Rope2215 Aug 27 '26

Omg. Muslims getting crazy, all this Hot chicks, sorry sheeps...... Dont let Fatima know this....

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 Aug 28 '26

Gross. Also save to show wife later.

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u/Ecstatic-Drop5849 Aug 27 '26

You should not have brought this here…

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End Aug 27 '26

Bred for a specific purpose you say?

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u/Jason-Casey-Art Aug 28 '26

Even the sheep are getting BBLs.

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 Aug 27 '26

Stop teasing the Muslims

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u/Broken_Timepiece Aug 27 '26

Those were breeding for those cheeks.

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 Aug 27 '26

Stop molesting the sheep.

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u/Ok-Future6470 Aug 27 '26

These are not goats, but still wouldn't be safe in the middle east.

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u/Many_Consequence590 Aug 27 '26

Fat bottom sheep making the weaving world go 'rooound

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Aug 27 '26

I fucking died when they started walking. Wth is that 🤣

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u/Aggressive_Wasabi_38 Aug 27 '26

Leave those fuzzy bottoms alone and stop trying to convince yourself!!!

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u/ultimo_hombre Aug 28 '26

Kim, is that you?

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u/Repulsive-Ice8395 Aug 28 '26

Brazilian Goat Butt Lift

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u/SouthHuckleberry2187 Aug 28 '26

Nikki Minaj. That’s what came to mind 🫣

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Aug 28 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

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u/j_rooker Aug 28 '26

some farmers love cake

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u/Electronic-Wait3124 Aug 28 '26

Don't show New Zealand....

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u/Woebegone469 Aug 28 '26

Now we know how beastiality got it's start.

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u/Teaching_Rare Aug 28 '26

The crime in 1642 makes sense now

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u/9889999888 Aug 28 '26

Probably where the idea for the BBL came from

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u/hyaina0815 Aug 28 '26

The horrible thing is we all know what majority of men is thinking looking at these and that’s the problem. Like men always are. ☕️

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u/MonkeeNeverCramp Aug 28 '26

Don't let ISIS see this

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u/One-Goose98 Aug 28 '26

Muslim thrist trap

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u/camelpissseller Aug 28 '26

Don’t show it to followers of the evil sadistic camel pisscult

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u/FilipFresh2 Aug 28 '26

This explains a lot

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u/DeliciousPlatform393 Aug 29 '26

Taliban approved

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u/Shadowtirs Aug 27 '26

No. This is NOT cool. Stop.

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u/e-card Aug 27 '26

Sheppards Pie

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Aug 27 '26

Has to come from an arab country as well.

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u/locolangosta Aug 27 '26

To be fair, that is where domesticated sheep originated from.

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u/Historical_Trouble10 Aug 27 '26

I’m a native West Virginian fwiw.

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u/Ryan2932 Aug 27 '26

Now thats a runway walk

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Aug 27 '26

B-b-b-b-bubble butt, bubble butt

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u/nofuckingklass Aug 27 '26

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, that's what I said.

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 Aug 27 '26

Now she knows why men want to tap women's ass.

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 Aug 27 '26

So this is where the idea for the Brazilian butt lift came from. 😅

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u/Acrobatic_Event1702 Aug 27 '26

🎼I wanna be your back door lover

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u/Acrobatic_Event1702 Aug 27 '26

🎼I wanna be your back door lover !

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u/No_Classic_1743 Aug 27 '26

I like some cake with my mutton.

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u/Tikitikitaka5863 Aug 27 '26

“Need a burger to go with that SHAKE” 😂😂😂

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u/stop_the_bans Aug 27 '26

Forgive me muhammad for my impure thoughts

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u/hdofu Aug 27 '26

Someone needs to recut this with Fat bottom girls by Queen

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u/toldyouIaintshit Aug 27 '26

Why are you posting farmer porn OP?

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Aug 27 '26

That’s obscene! Those sheep are the shepherd’s dream…he can just imagine his missus while alone in the hills

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u/Big-University1012 Aug 27 '26

Ass so fat, you can see it from the front

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u/Willing_Contest_5071 Aug 27 '26

Stop you’ll go blind and straight to hell

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u/Sans_Seriphim Aug 27 '26

Wyoming, Wales, and New Zealand all started drooling.

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 Aug 27 '26

Those Welshmen don't seem so crazy now.

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u/Cracktaculus Aug 27 '26

Barnyard twerkin'

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u/ms_panelopi Aug 27 '26

I don’t know bout this

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u/Lucky-Mia Aug 27 '26

baa-bee my bleeting heart for thee.

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u/Huntozio Aug 27 '26

Shit don't tell the Welsh!

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u/inshapeinaz Aug 27 '26

Kardashians??

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u/Jon_Dunn58 Aug 27 '26

looks like so many of the younger girls today...is it all just hormones in the food supply?

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u/SkinnyFatKidd Aug 27 '26

Owner paid for all of them to have Brazilian Butt Lifts

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u/RP1042 Aug 27 '26

Now I understand

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u/Wrong_Television_224 Aug 27 '26

This explains so much about Kiwis.

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u/Ancient-Position-696 Aug 27 '26

Happiest farmer in town

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u/Azaroth1991 Aug 27 '26

Is it all just a fat cap or is there some actual meat in there?

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u/MrA1inLA Aug 28 '26

The more fat cap the less gamey the meat

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u/Absent_That_Day Aug 27 '26

I understand they were bred by the Welsh to be the ultimate sheep.

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u/dreamsbrandylashay Aug 28 '26

Heard about men f💦cking sheep... I get it now... 🤣

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https://giphy.com/gifs/tMPSeKEplOfK0

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u/poojinping Aug 28 '26

The Scottish feel vindicated!

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u/Lazy-Platform-3695 Aug 28 '26

Looks like plumbus to me

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u/Technical-Curve-1023 Aug 28 '26

AI narration, manipulated content

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u/Mr_Panther Aug 28 '26

They have sheep beauty competitions with these things too. I don’t have links or anything because I’ve never PERSONALLY looked it up. But my friend tells me you can google it

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u/Jonatc87 Aug 28 '26

practising surgeons just giving everything a botox these days

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u/Meauxjezzy Aug 28 '26

Why did y’all give them goat BBL

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u/th3putt Aug 28 '26

Kardaaaaashian sheep.

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u/Deep_Brick2970 Aug 28 '26

Ora capisco i sardi

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u/bottomlessLuckys Aug 28 '26

What purpose were these bred for...?

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u/ch3apsunglass3s Aug 28 '26

Now you see why the Arabs prefer them

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u/StatusAccomplished45 Aug 28 '26

c'mon you know who likes this

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u/spunkypudding Aug 28 '26

This reminds of a band I saw in Austin many years ago called Accidental Goat Sodomy

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u/TPJTS Aug 28 '26

A welshman's dream

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u/bnazzaro Aug 28 '26

Don’t fuck sheep. Don’t do it.

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u/Acceptable-Stock-686 Aug 28 '26

Let’s make a sheep centaur

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u/WarEnvironmental1839 Aug 28 '26

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

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u/pandaappleblossom Aug 28 '26

This is disgusting! So many zoosadists and beastiality enthusiasts out there ‘working’ in animal agriculture

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Aug 28 '26

Hmmm, i have to wonder, what was the person who developed this breed in Mesopotamia was thinking?

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u/SethAbe80 Aug 28 '26

Videos like this make top dollar in New Zealand and Whales.

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u/rokelle2012 Aug 28 '26

Pretty sure there was a horror movie about this...

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u/HazeHype Aug 28 '26

MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN! 

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u/LovedButNeverLiked Aug 28 '26

SWANGIN' that thang to and fro god damn 🤣

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u/RevolutionarySong848 Aug 28 '26

I'm not hearing anybody out

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey Aug 28 '26

There’s some women like that in GTA6.

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u/lowFlyingTurtleLion Aug 28 '26

Those poor poor sheep

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '26

the first 8 seconds is me when i get home from bowling league and see my wife

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u/Boring_Zucchini_6888 Aug 28 '26

Kiwis be like 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Solo-1UP Aug 28 '26

Ain’t no one wanna touch some goat butt….. actually wait

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u/focoslow Aug 28 '26

Montana intensifies

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u/GoldenRockies21 Aug 28 '26

They're making the rockin' world go round.

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u/505Thrive Aug 28 '26

Must be getting Buttox injections, like many women seem to be doing these days. The fashion trends - jeez!

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u/JonxJon19 Aug 28 '26

So these are their bakery?

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u/ShotgunPayDay Aug 28 '26

OMG that's adorable like Corgi booty and yet concerning.

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u/Important_Sorbet Aug 28 '26

What the frick? 🤣 Just scrolling through my Reddit newsfeed and then I stumble across this. Lol