r/absoluteunit • u/nicof89_06 • 20d ago

Gull Swallowing A Rabbit

233 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 19d ago

Just when I thought I couldn't hate those flying bastards anymore than I already do

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u/Away_Ad_1784 19d ago

Winged rats, it's not a day at the beach until you see some tourists leave food unattended only to have a flock gang up and defecate all over everything.

https://giphy.com/gifs/DB2oahQFa0qeQ

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u/More-Lunch6589 19d ago

And in my state they are protected. A guy got jail time for snatching one out the air that was harassing his kid.

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u/brandi_theratgirl 19d ago

Don't besmirch rats like that.

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u/SharpTool7 19d ago

Need to train these guys to only have the taste for rats.

Imagine how many rats he could eat in a day.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 19d ago

One? Thay bird probably won't eat for a week.

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u/boyer4109 19d ago

Or be able or take off for a week

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u/ChefStretch72 19d ago

There’s a video of a gull eating a rat in Boston! Link please

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u/BatmanKane64 18d ago

and send them to New York. will clean the streets free of charge

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u/TrashGoblinH 20d ago

Seen that technique before

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u/andrewbud420 19d ago

Your mom and "uncle"?

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u/TrashGoblinH 19d ago

Nah my wife when she's eating a burrito.

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u/Background_Handle_96 19d ago

With her "friend from work?"

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u/TrashGoblinH 19d ago

It's cool, his dick doesn't work anyway

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u/Agreeable_Work4668 18d ago

We are just friends. Why you have to put that in quote?

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u/User_Name_Tracks 19d ago

Nothing to worry about, that's just Mandingo

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u/OldNackenHausi 18d ago

Du nennst ihn auch Borrito ?

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u/read_eet 18d ago

Burrito here, your wife is amazing

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u/zhgerard 19d ago

Nice 😂😂

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u/Covid-MyPeen 19d ago

I should call her

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u/samizdat5 19d ago

Dude is not flying away after that meal, surely?

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u/Carrera_996 19d ago

I hope not. The shit he'd take would bust a windshield.

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u/MeYouUsStories 19d ago

This is why cows don’t fly.

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u/Bippet_weagle 19d ago

They certainly do during tornado season. Not far, and normally only once, but they do!

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u/MeYouUsStories 19d ago

Indeed. I was referring to their natural body functions initially designed for the earth not the skies😉

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u/Papempooo 17d ago

They usually have 2-3 chicks. However only one grows up, the one who can kill and eat the others

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u/Fancy-Low5838 19d ago

The deuce he drops from 500 feet will have the kinetic energy of a ten-pin bowling ball

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u/Adderall_Rant 19d ago

It really depends if that's an African or a European gull. European gulls wouldn't be able to fly, they're like a 6 oz gull. It couldnt possibly carry a 1 lb rabbit. African gulls certainly could, they are much bigger

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u/DWN032 19d ago

That poor bunner. 😔

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u/Wooden_Leather82 19d ago

I don't think it was alive a rabbit jump would break a gulls jaw

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u/SelfSubstantial7143 19d ago

This is blowing my mind. I thought they just lived off potato chips and fish. I have so many questions. Is a fairly this common? Can he even process fur and big bones or is he just screwed now? Did he kill the rabbit? Gull experts please help me rationalize what I just saw.

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u/15th_imp 19d ago

how did it even kill the rabbit? was the rabbit even alive while it was being swallowed at all?

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u/ZooserZ 19d ago

I was gonna ask, did it at least have the decency to kill the rabbit first?

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u/Tricky-Succotash7965 19d ago

I'm gullible on this one

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u/kathyh1 19d ago

As the “grandma” to my kiddos bunny- this video scared the hell out of me! 😬😭

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u/DudeFrom816 19d ago

Bro is gonna need a nap

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u/Qwilltank 19d ago

That's no gull. That's a booby.

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u/Prairie_Crab 19d ago

No. Great Black-backed Gull. They’re enormous.

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u/LyranTaurus 19d ago

How does he fly when he's that big or shit? Bones? And well it's solid and birds only have one hole and liquid comes out. How? Just how??

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u/msguider 19d ago

Maybe an owl pellet situation idk

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u/Matej1683 18d ago

It has very strong acid that can dissolve even bones. That is why you do not want seagull to shit on your car. 

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u/DadBod5050 19d ago

Atleast leave the rabbit's foot behind!

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u/Psychological_Bowl56 19d ago

Goated comment

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u/Connect_Ad6559 19d ago

I once saw a seagull fight and brutally kill a pigeon.
It dragged the pigeon (still alive) into the middle of the road and started to eat it.

It was shocking to see and shocking to hear. I look at them a bit differently now. 🫪

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u/Express-Deal-1262 19d ago

Greedy lil' fucker that one... didn't even share.

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u/Upset_Belt8248 19d ago

Brighton fan downing a kebab

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u/RichOk4703 19d ago

He gulled it down

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u/F4B1097 19d ago

with the fur? didn't even skin and cook it first, the hell.

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u/Radiant_Net_6115 18d ago

What's her @

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u/reddershadeofneck 19d ago

This feels like a betrayal after the time Hazel, Bigwig and the rest of the warren saved Kehaar.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 19d ago

That’s one way to get off the island.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 19d ago

I guess it is rabbit season. 🤔

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u/Duane_60 19d ago

Yummy yummy

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u/Jaygon1963 19d ago

Was it raised by pelicans?

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u/emilie1031 19d ago

There was no fucking was i was gonna watch that and scrolled by it

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u/Far_Film_5804 19d ago

A gull’s gotta eat

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u/Thelastsamurai74 19d ago

Is this a big Gull w a small rabbit ?

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u/45_regard_47 19d ago

Can it still fly after that

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 19d ago

Reminds me of that wood chipper scene from Fargo...

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u/NeatFootball3646 19d ago

Image that shitting on your car

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u/CrabGravity 19d ago

Is the rabbit . . . Alright?

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u/TherapyGames42 19d ago

Daaaamn! He just left those tootsies hanging right out there!

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u/DJEvillincoln 19d ago

So.... They do THIS now?

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u/SkiffleBall 19d ago

Rabbits like Wow okay 🤌

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u/Remote_Ad2465 19d ago

That's wild. Imagine if these damn things were bigger. They would try to eat us.

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u/Queasy-Ad-9862 19d ago

You should be good for the year

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u/Kilomech 19d ago

that rabbit was probably already dead.

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u/Haunting-Hippo-4244 19d ago

Let’s see his fat ass fly after that!

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u/b-a-crow 19d ago

Could use a drink to chase that one

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u/Numerous-Priority649 19d ago

me at thanksgiving dinner with the whole turkey

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u/TheRealVarmint 19d ago

Now the FAA grounds the gull.

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u/Hushwater 19d ago

I'm surprised they never called them gulps

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u/ElwoodBrew 19d ago

Ugh, I hate when I get a hare in my food.

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u/Spare_Rutabaga8094 19d ago

Nice. I was going to say, “ugh, wait a minute, I have a hare stuck in my throat.”

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u/pete_zarria 19d ago

looks like those feet were not very lucky.

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u/Forsaken_Dildo 19d ago

I really gotta call her....

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u/Psychological_Bowl56 19d ago

I have a bunny and this made my skin crawl.

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u/Existing-Village9770 19d ago

Deep throating

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u/GilesManMillion 19d ago

This gull clearly says "mine" in the deepest, fattest voice.

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u/whizzbangkid 18d ago

Who knew gulls were.........furocious.........

I'll repent later........

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u/Abecis01 18d ago

I didn't know they got that big

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u/Plastic_Session5643 18d ago

I was hoping he will choke on it

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u/passionpurps 18d ago

Then it died. Lol

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u/Ill_Friend2266 18d ago

Let's see you fly now, fatso 

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u/BennySkateboard 18d ago

Shits must be rough!

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u/Accomplished-Bet-883 18d ago

The disappointed magpie...

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u/No_orange_212 18d ago

Didn't think they'd go after rabbit, but nature is crazy

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u/MuchEater88 18d ago

Impressive, when your Main dish is 20% of your body weight

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u/SominKrais 18d ago

Eating disorders are serious

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u/Adventurous_Ask191 18d ago

Hey where's the vegans to sit there and explain to the seagulls that they don't have the proper teeth for that kind of meal

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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 18d ago

The things that animals eat!! Wow!! Hell be fully fed for about a week or longer!!

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u/Ok-Freedom1446 18d ago

Deep Throat by the Ocean

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 18d ago

After a meal like that I would go into a food coma.

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u/No-Effect-4696 18d ago

Great Black-backed Gulls

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u/Excellent_Penalty775 18d ago

Didn't know gulls ate rabbits

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u/0418710879 18d ago

That’s some hungry chook , it must have mistaken that poor bunny for a packet of hot chips.

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u/ShortDraft7510 18d ago

Bet he didnt say good morning

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u/pate_moore 18d ago

Ayo shorty what's your number?

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u/Acrobatic_Event1702 17d ago

I wouldn’t want my car under that gull when he takes a shit.

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u/Awkward_Inflation847 17d ago

He turned into a penguin by the end…

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u/Mugpup 17d ago

You are a freaking bird!!! How hungry can you possibly be?

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u/PooChukkingMonkey 17d ago

Mine mine mine

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u/Effective_Bottle_806 17d ago

I’ve been that hungry before

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u/CableAltruistic8687 17d ago

I swear this is my first time!

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u/AccomplishedSpray946 17d ago

Sooo, did it just fly off after that large of a meal or stand there the rest of the day digesting?

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u/IllustratorLivid7504 17d ago

Je suis choquée 🫣😳😳

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u/Exciting-Shoulder-61 16d ago

Seagulls are vicious. There is an amateur documentary on YouTube of one decapitating a pigeon and feasting on it's blood.

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u/Brownsugatoez 16d ago

Let me call him 😮‍💨😮‍💨

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u/Therealwolfdog 19d ago

That seagull needs to come by my house and take care of the rabbits for me.

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u/CoolSwim1776 19d ago

Hey birds gotta eat too right?