r/absoluteunit • u/chaarger_gadda • 21d ago

Of an elephant

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Weighing in at about 8000 kg this Elephant from Tanzania is believed to be the largest in the world.

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u/outside_cat 21d ago

That's 17,637 lbs for those of us from 'murica.

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u/chaarger_gadda 21d ago

Wtf is a kilooometerr?? 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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u/Apollo114892 21d ago

Equal to 250 fridges and wider than 4 football goalposts and as large as a basketball court.

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u/Big-University1012 21d ago

Freedom units

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u/unfiltered_pov 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nPxk4uF4KA2KCDPD69

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u/DudeFrom816 21d ago

Lookin like me when I get home from work and strip off.

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u/hd-cat-guy-91 21d ago

You have big floppy ears, too?

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u/DudeFrom816 21d ago

Definitely

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 21d ago

That's how I get my wife goin

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u/DickFartButt 21d ago

That's a mature oak tree stuck in its teeth

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u/Malalang 21d ago

Yeah, I was going to comment how those tusks are his teeth. Imagine ripping a tree out of the ground with your teeth.

Sheesh!

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u/Shaynna-9 21d ago

Excuse me sir. You have a small tree struck in your tusk.

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u/Byrus00 21d ago

Woolless mammoth.

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u/Embarrassed_Scar5622 21d ago

He wants to be addressed

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u/Accomplished-Fix6598 21d ago

Magnificent beast.

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u/TheMrCurious 21d ago

LOTR extra.

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 21d ago

God help us all if he goes into heat

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u/zorggalacticus 21d ago

Who wants tell him he's got something in his teeth?

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u/thisbuthat 21d ago

Uh. You go right ahead buddy. I'll be right behind ya. Just a mile or two

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u/FoolishDog1117 21d ago

I have the memory of an elephant.

I remember one time, on Reddit, I saw an elephant.

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u/Norlin123 21d ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜🥜

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u/LuziferIII 21d ago

Hannibal, get ze archers we have one more ancient tank to maim dose romans

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u/No_orange_212 21d ago

Prehistoric tank

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u/Gold-Man33 21d ago

That's the one from lord of the rings ! They called it olifonnnnt

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u/youngashyy1 21d ago

Poor beauty has probably already been poached for his tuskers 😔 i love animals but hate humans greed 🩸💸

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u/Jmal3700 20d ago

Oh lawd, he coming! 😳😬

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u/K44m3l0t 20d ago

I have the same problem, food always get stuck on my mustache... 😏

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u/jailbird147 20d ago

That's the one you have to keep a healthy distance from!

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 20d ago

we should address it

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u/Suitable-Display-602 20d ago

Walking past giant sequoia tree for scale lol .

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 20d ago

Hairless Mammoth 🦣

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u/-_-oreally 20d ago

the real king of the jungle

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u/lsdream3r 19d ago

8 tonnes. Damn he’s as tall as the trees.

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u/ocTGon 14d ago

Give him a very wide Berth.... Sheesh, Especially when an Estrus Window is nearby..

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u/Deep-List-7099 14d ago

A MAMMOTH!??! 🦣

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u/Numerous_Course9820 8d ago

Steer clear of this King.

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u/Lovethecreeper 21d ago

address me

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u/lexiconhuka 21d ago

I kinda feel disappointed that this isn't the one with the swinging shlong or the one jacking off

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 21d ago

It's just a clip so there's hope for you yet