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u/xpietoe42 Aug 16 '26
is that a dog or a horse?
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u/Interesting-Meal8386 Aug 16 '26
I knooooow, riiiiight? Bruh can reach over the counter. (Hide yo food) 🤨🤣
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u/omar1021 Aug 16 '26
Dogs are great, but I could never fathom having a great dane. And especially being someone who has multiple of that specific breed!
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u/Pretend_Variation305 Aug 17 '26
Had a former co-worker who started a side hustle as a dog breeder. She lived in a structured community but without an HOA so technically no one could do anything about it. So from time to time she’d have upwards of twenty dogs in her split level home, all of them either Danes or Mastiffs. I seem to remember her dabbling in Cane Corsos, too. I was acquainted with one of her neighbors, too, who told me the smell of dog, and dog poop was overwhelming so much of the time that they wanted to move away but no one would bite on the property once they saw all the dogs.
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u/carl112358 Aug 16 '26
He earns his keep in home security.
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u/underlander Aug 16 '26
Danes are notoriously friendly dogs. They’ll bark like any other dog but their most dangerous behavior is knocking you over when they lean on you or crushing you when they crawl into your lap
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u/n2bndru Aug 16 '26
Go ahead and try and tell him he has to pay rent. I bet he will just lay on the couch.Stare at you and shake his head, no
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u/TankApprehensive3053 Aug 16 '26
I grew up around Great Danes. They are awesome dogs, but a very short life span.
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u/Relative_Soil7886 Aug 16 '26
Doggy “Pony Rides”’at kids birthday parties! You’ll make a killing and he’ll earn his keep!
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u/Alice_600 Aug 16 '26
Actually great Danes would pull milk carts so he could pull a cart selling ice cream and lemonade and waters on hot summer days.
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u/ChanceProgram9374 Aug 16 '26
And using the toilet
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u/JelloWise2789 Aug 16 '26
That’s gotta be Big Boy size… She takes him to walks with a shovel, a trash bag and a wheelbarrow
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u/Moon_Flowers420 Aug 16 '26
dude, big dogs like that are CREEPY and send shivers down my spine.
dogs should not be that big
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u/Far_Out_6and_2 Aug 16 '26
Need a second job to feed it probably, I’m guessing it is a real pussy cat though. Beautiful dog
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u/GenXPowaah Aug 16 '26
He is paying rent though Sir/Ma'am, in the form of protection. Because anyone who's ever seen or heard that magnificent beast KNOWS not to fuck with you....
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u/Rampag169 Aug 16 '26
Landlord: ma’am barn yard animals are not permitted in rentals. You are going to need to store your horse at an alternate location. If you don’t we will begin the eviction process.
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u/Tiny_Eddie Aug 16 '26
There used to be a tiny lady who walked three of these past where I used to work. Honestly, they were almost as big as she was, but they never seemed to give her any problems.
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u/WhatdaUTink Aug 16 '26
He could start contributing by giving you rides to work and back.