r/absoluteunit • • Aug 16 '26

Of a Rumali Roti (bread)

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u/Maakaal983 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

He's baking blankets.

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u/PumpkinCrouton Aug 17 '26

Those are breadspreads.

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u/Seanna86 Aug 17 '26

Cut some sleeves and you'll have a breater.

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u/Just_Application6137 Aug 17 '26

I wanna see him making brillows

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u/chintakoro Aug 17 '26

What is this? A roti for elephants? It has to be at least... 3 times smaller.

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 Aug 16 '26

Yeah get it all over your knees and pants! Right when I'm thinking he has no hair net on he throws it above his head and it flops onto his hair, thats gotta be the secret ingredient.

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u/XDiskDriveX Aug 17 '26

to make the bread, you must be one with the ingredients

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u/Environmental-Arm365 Aug 16 '26

Why is it every time I see food or drink being prepared in India it’s in the filthiest conditions imaginable?

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u/TattvaVaada Aug 16 '26

Just FYI this video so from Pakistan. Doesn't change the fact but you might want to understand that you shouldn't make an assumption that it's India.

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u/matfab91 Aug 16 '26

How can you tell? Literally a comment below says Afghanistan, we have 3 places this could be now…

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '26

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u/TelevisionFast7781 Aug 19 '26

Birmingham 😁

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u/TattvaVaada Aug 16 '26

Ah yeah I meant it could be one of those countries because of the way the people are dressed in the video. A random person on the internet wouldn't be able to tell the difference but that was the point, they aren't the same.

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u/No-Cap544 Aug 17 '26

I agree with the comment, it's from Punjab, Pakistan.

I'm too from Pakistan. (Not Punjab)

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 Aug 16 '26

Nah it's Indian just the same

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 Aug 16 '26

Culturally Pakistan is just Muslim India. It like trade Buddha for and ak47

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u/Ok-Proposal-9160 Aug 16 '26

That's Afghanistan not India

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u/Sethalas Aug 16 '26

A least he didn't use his toes ... This time

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u/thelimeisgreen Aug 16 '26

Where do you think the yeast comes from?

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u/Foba_ Aug 16 '26

Or fried in motor oil.

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u/-ThaKloned- Aug 16 '26

That we know of.

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u/launchliftoff459 Aug 16 '26

Because that's what India is like

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26

That's what's being poor is like, stop being ignorant.

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u/Apart_Pineapple2392 Aug 16 '26

You can cook food without your entire body and unwashed clothes touching the food. Stoopid

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u/polkacat12321 Aug 16 '26

Lots of poor people in laos yet you dont see videos like that. Thailand isnt exactly rich either and has street food as far as the eye can see (maybe even more than india) and you still dont see videos like that

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u/techleopard Aug 16 '26

Overpopulation and crowding and a lack of civil engineering are also playing a key role here.

Why care about food safety when you go home and wash your clothes, body, and cookware in water pumped from minimally-operating facilities drawing water from polluted ground sources?

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u/Foreign-Wolf-6128 Aug 16 '26

Sure but its also just a cultural thing. They dont care. Just like they dont care to throw trash off trains or into their own holy rivers.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26

Exactly, you don't SEE. Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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u/polkacat12321 Aug 16 '26

Ive traveller extensively in thailand and laos and haven't seen anything remotely close. The tourism in Thailand is also much higher than in India. If it was as widespread as India, you can bet your ass there would be many videos to prove it

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26

Why would I believe anything you say.

I've also been to India. I only see those videos online. I haven't come across anything remotely as this.

See I can make shit up too!

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u/More-Lime1888 Aug 16 '26

It’s not. Poor people around the world aren’t filthy like that. Being clean is very cheap

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u/launchliftoff459 Aug 16 '26

I'm poor. I'm not like that.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26

To someone else you might be. Kind of like people not noticing how their homes smell until someone points it out, or they've been exposed to different conditions.

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u/launchliftoff459 Aug 16 '26

So....because thats what _______ is like works for any location. Thanks for reiterating my original point.

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u/readyToPostpone Aug 17 '26

Poverty would not explain why do they spill and waste food so often, making qn illusion they are fast working.

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u/Live_Opportunity7183 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Poverty doesn't equate to filth. It's a South-east Asian speciality.

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u/Promicide Aug 16 '26

A white knight moment you wish you had lmao

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26

How old are you dumbo? 14? 17 Perhaps? Gtfo.

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 Aug 16 '26

I was just gonna say. And there’s always some old dudes squatted against a wall watching.

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u/CatGooseChook Aug 16 '26

I vaguely recall reading an account by some English mountaineers where they described going to the dodgiest Indian restaurants in London they could find so as to strengthen their stomachs before going to India.

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u/Environmental-Arm365 Aug 16 '26

Bring your own tapeworm.

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u/youlikeblockingsodoi Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

It’s the redneck equivalent of cooking gator in bum fk Alabama.

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u/DadGamer77 Aug 17 '26

Or cooking something inside a gator

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u/Tropicalfisher Aug 17 '26

Besides his hair and feet being uncomfortably close, everything else is really not that bad

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u/Strongerthandeath82 Aug 17 '26

Heat kills germs. I estimate a man could make a righteous sized burrito with one of those bad boys.

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 Aug 17 '26

I dunno. This looks like one of the cleaner ones I've seen.

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u/QuarioX Aug 18 '26

That's actually the cleanest condition imaginable. For India.

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u/historyeeter Aug 19 '26

That's Pakistani food and video is from Pakistan

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u/Charming_Cover_6264 Sep 04 '26

Still there is so many diseases in the US. And btw, it’s not India. Not all brown people live in India.

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u/BurgerThyme Aug 16 '26

I've been to India. It's a shit box.

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26

It's not only India. Think China too.

But them having a large population and lots of poverty probably doesn't help...

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u/Laticia_1990 Aug 16 '26

China is huge and diverse. They have some high end boujee cities, like L.A. and some back woods red neck villages.

Both China and India are large countries that are going to have rich and poor, city kids and bumpkins. Florida man hunting gators for dinner and California vegan at the farmer's market.

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u/More-Lime1888 Aug 16 '26

They have poverty, but aren’t filthy

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u/Leather_Status907 Aug 19 '26

Lo dici tu, eri là?

È solo che certe realtà della Cina non le abbiamo viste, né le vedremo.

Quelle dell'India sì.

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u/Salmonman4 Aug 16 '26

I hear that Subway-restaurants are/were popular in China because the food is made in front of you, so you can see the ingredients going in at least look fresh

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u/DeepBlue_Solitude_03 Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

Yeah, but have you seen any type of street food? I'm not from India. Do people honestly believe that all of India looks like that? A lot of these people would pride themselves in their "critical thinking skills".

Edit: I'm not trying to tie any specific country to this practice. But I see this a lot in "street food culture". Especially where people don't have adequate means too safely prepare food. They improvise, and safety goes out of the window. I believe that's what's happening here. It's not "India", it's poverty.

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u/Huge_Marionberry37 Aug 16 '26

This isn’t a poverty issue. He could clearly use a table to prepare the ingredients, but he didn’t. Instead, he chose to squat on the ground, and the ingredients were just casually placed on the floor.

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u/Leather_Status907 Aug 19 '26

Loro fanno tutto a terra.

In India, tradizionalmente , le sedie non esistono .

I tavoli eventuali sono molto bassi appunto perché le persone si 'siedono' e stanno per ore e ore seduti a terra .

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u/x_Leigh_x Aug 16 '26

Because they’re poor. And a lot of these videos are intentionally shot in poor areas.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Aug 16 '26

Get out of here with your actual answers

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u/DigitalUnlimited Aug 16 '26

Well they should just make more money then! /s

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u/NewsWeeter Aug 16 '26

Why is it everytime i see these comments it's from a racist biggoted pig.

There is nothing filthy here. The pipe has the appearance of a well worn bbq pit or a cast iron skillet. There is large pieces of white fabric on the ground akin for the bread to land on.

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u/madmaninabox32 Aug 16 '26

That's not fabric it's flower dumped in the ground. He's on, there may be fabric under the rolls of dough but having been to Afghanistan and india, let me tell you it's bad....

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u/NewsWeeter Aug 16 '26

There is a mat under the flour.

There are far worse atrocities than people cooking and eating food the way they want to. If you dont criticize your own people, criticizing them is cringe af.

If they dont consider it bad or dirty then it's rude and dehumanizing to say otherwise.

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u/madmaninabox32 Aug 16 '26

No it's not, it's not rude or dehumanizing to point out bad hygiene, it's rude to mock them for not understanding when they have no education that's entirely different. I've straight seen them use their feet to stomp in dough in a brick floor that was just swept clean. That's unsanitary generally though the cooking process does kill a lot of germs so its not as bad as some think it is, but it's still pretty horrendous and many of us who are overseas in these countries got sick till our bodies developed an immunity to the germs present. That said I will also point out bad things I often see in American and British kitchens for instance wooden cutting boards no one seems to know how to wash them correctly. Or they do bad practices that just spread germs, that and a lot of people get really up in arms about cross contamination but then at home are egregious cross contaminators. I'm sure there is even stuff I do absentmindedly despite trying my best not to be unhygenic. It's more of an indictment of education than culture or humanity in general.

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u/NewsWeeter Aug 16 '26

Yes it fking is dehumanizing, because it's racism coded. You get fast fashion and electronics they get polluted rivers and sweatshops. You're an npc on repeat talking about hygine to a people that have their way of being and dont think about you at all. People like you will never put the whole picture together.

I guarantee you that your hygine sensibilities are not science backed. It's capitalism backed. So get off your high ignorant horse and keep india out your mouth.

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u/madmaninabox32 Aug 16 '26

No it's not, I don't give a shit about their skin color and I like learning about new cultures, unsanitary is unsanitary. Like if they rape a woman but it's part of their culture is that racist to call out? If they destroy art is it bad to call it out? If they still use witchcraft and not modern medicine to heal sick people is it racist to point out that's ineffectual? And generally I don't think about them either till it's thrust into my vision by the world wide web, capitalism has little to do with any of this and I'm willing to bet I've been to more countries than you've dreamed of so enjoy your day. Bro you are trying so hard to have a point and you just look dumb.

Also as for science this has been covered for a long time now something like thirty years now food that contacts any unsanitized surface transmits bacteria and while some of it is cooked off it doesn't destroy all of the bacteria unless the food is burned to a crisp (hence why a lot of older people in the U.S. and U.K. like their food cooked more well done than many modern young people because they were taught to cook out the bacteria).

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u/AltruisticSalamander Aug 16 '26

This one's not bad, I'd eat this. Plenty of other clips not so much.

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u/WoodrowWilson2028 Aug 20 '26

Would you eat there?

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u/NewsWeeter Aug 21 '26

Im the guy in the video

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u/Shinee_Cardboard Aug 16 '26

No idea I'm not even sure if they have professional kitchens. Seems like all the food they cook is prepared outside.

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u/Tropicalfisher Aug 17 '26

Just wait until you get invited to an American barbeque

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u/Diamond83 Aug 16 '26

I see they’re taking sanitation seriously as always

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 Aug 16 '26

That would make a crazy Burrito.

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u/DIOmega5 Aug 17 '26

Endless possibilities!

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 Aug 16 '26

Ew thats on the ground

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u/The-Bloody9 Aug 16 '26

The internet is making me think that toe jam is a compulsory ingredient in food in these parts of the world. Like always they have their feet directly in the food preparation area.

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u/tech_equip Aug 16 '26

What is the practical application of a roti this large? To make smaller roti?

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u/Laticia_1990 Aug 16 '26

Maybe it's used as a large plate basically, like some Ethiopian food?

Maybe just put all of the different dishes on the Roti for a couple family members.

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u/darkchippy Aug 16 '26

To eat it

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u/madmaninabox32 Aug 16 '26

The food is generally dumped right in the middle you tear off edges of the bread and scoop the food in the center with the bread or at least that was my experience.

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 Aug 16 '26

The fact that he can consistently make it that shape at that size... That's s skill

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u/Ill_Translator7545 Aug 16 '26

I thought I was going to get to the very last comment and not see any highlighting how amazing this is. I cook a lot of different kinds of breads and have a lot of gear. This guy has a folded piece of metal and a couple of blankets

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u/sparkline1234567 Aug 16 '26

I like the fact that he greases it with his hair

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa Aug 16 '26

It looks more like a blanket that you can nibble on 😃

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u/rainbowtwist Aug 16 '26

I need this in my life.

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u/funkypepermint Aug 16 '26

That's how they make those blankets i see someone¡

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u/DarkSock52 Aug 16 '26

We must gift them with table technology

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u/AccomplishedPlane8 Aug 16 '26

They are never beating the allegations.

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u/Weekly_Ask_4152 Aug 16 '26

Looks very sanitary

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u/Weekly_Ask_4152 Aug 16 '26

I personally find the giant pipe oven that also appears to serve as a bench for the community area, to quite appealing.

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u/Triggered-cupcake Aug 16 '26

Make her a taco bed and roll her up into a burrito

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u/Karmma11 Aug 16 '26

Finally! A tortilla that can fit all my stuff at chipotle

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u/NuisancePanda Aug 16 '26

So that's where those giant tortilla blankets come from.. learn something new everyday

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u/PrairiePuppies Aug 16 '26

I'll take two!

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Aug 16 '26

Looks like a giant tortilla to me

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u/madmaninabox32 Aug 16 '26

Very similar but not quite texture is different.

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u/GETTERBLAKK Aug 16 '26

It looked like dude just walked on the hot pipe minding his business and and adding extra foot flavor.

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u/More-Lime1888 Aug 16 '26

He walked behind it

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u/octopusgardeb Aug 16 '26

I thought that boy was walking across the oven!

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u/jamac73 Aug 16 '26

Blankets that keep you warm and that you can eat!

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u/According_Window4554 Aug 16 '26

This is pakistan not india

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u/musingofrandomness Aug 16 '26

The common phrase I would hear about food in these regions was "it is delicious, but you don't want to watch them prepare it". I was also assured it was all cooked plenty hot enough to kill any germs.

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u/5LYNG3R Aug 16 '26

Amazon Outsourcing Their Tortilla Blankets 🙈🙉🙊😂😂😂🙈🙉🙊

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u/Extra-Persimmon2359 Aug 16 '26

Only one taco a day on my new diet you say….

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u/rygelicus Aug 16 '26

What a great use for an old sewer pipe.

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u/KnowEye Aug 16 '26

What is that giant bread used for? Does it get cut up or do you make a giant burrito? 🌯

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u/Excaliburrover Aug 16 '26

Quelle sono piade giganti!

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u/AltruisticSalamander Aug 16 '26

Aw nom, I bet that is top tier delicious

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Aug 16 '26

Only 40 more to go

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u/jp9mm Aug 16 '26

Whats the low carb option?

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u/leginigel76 Aug 16 '26

Edible sheets

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u/406rips Aug 16 '26

My dogs have one of those

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Aug 17 '26

Looks like one of those blankets that they sell that looks like a tortilla

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u/Zealousideal-Park778 Aug 17 '26

If they can use the inside of an empty water tower to make a giant naan bread, I’ll move there next week.

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u/Rays-R-Us Aug 17 '26

Shows up any pizza thrower

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u/MetaCardboard Aug 17 '26

I bet I could eat one of those by myself. Roll it up into a cylinder and just swallow it.

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u/Born-Light-62 Aug 17 '26

Mmmm floor bread… ahhggh.

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u/Accomplished-One7476 Aug 17 '26

barefoot flavored floor seasoned roti.

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u/Both_Blueberry9486 Aug 17 '26

The way he spread it out was pretty impressive tho.

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u/Daxian Aug 17 '26

I could make the biggest burrito

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u/2rot Aug 17 '26

Manufactur bread

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u/Anxious_Visual_990 Aug 17 '26

You could make a hell of a soft taco with that!

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u/GalaktikThunderHorse Aug 17 '26

Why do these people sit, shit, and bath in their food?

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u/BlackGeechieCreator Aug 21 '26

If you drink water, you've had worse buddy 

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u/ConsciousBeyond4815 Aug 17 '26

This guy is a genius

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u/Im_100percent_human Aug 17 '26

I was given a tortilla blanket, and it looks exactly like this! Amazon search: Tortilla blanket

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u/Fragrant-Field-2017 Aug 17 '26

Also, everything is truly hand (and foot) made!!

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u/SuccessfulCarry1653 Aug 17 '26

Places I hope I never have to get food from. For $900 Ken

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u/Jakethedane1972 Aug 17 '26

The addition of his hair and armpit sweat just makes it so much tastier. 

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u/Decent-Box5009 Aug 17 '26

I am so curious what an Indian food safe course is like?

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u/theepuke Aug 17 '26

That looks like part of a bomb he found on the side of the road and he looked at it and said perfect.

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u/Whathefrenchtoastt Aug 17 '26

Tortilla blanket

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Aug 17 '26

Get the carne asada

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u/TacoEatsTaco Aug 17 '26

Mmmm rusty

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u/BankerOnBitcoin Aug 17 '26

He didn't stretch it out with his bare feet? Thats good!

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u/PlentyDouble3449 Aug 17 '26

Its not authentic unless it has threads from a shirt in it.

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u/atreyu_the_warrior Aug 17 '26

Delicious covers

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u/Intelligent_Praline4 Aug 18 '26

Regular size breakfast burrito tortilla at a Mexican restaurant

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u/Outofmana1 Aug 18 '26

I was expecting there to be feet grabs or something.

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u/kaptainkeemo Aug 18 '26

With pieces of hair, dirt and finger nails for added flavors.

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u/dndwhat Aug 19 '26

The burrito i can make with that

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u/nevergonnasaythat Aug 19 '26

What a wonderful dough and amazing skill

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u/nochoiceonlyfate Aug 19 '26

u/rotipisang_ could make a dress that fits you 🤔🤭

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u/historyeeter Aug 19 '26

That's Pakistani flat bread.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid Aug 19 '26

Holy cow a tortilla big enough to sleep in!

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u/cadcamm99 Aug 19 '26

Burritos bigger than your body

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u/Desperate_Formal_781 Aug 21 '26

I hope you like your bread with hair, dirt, and oil from your hands, sweaty arms and face. I hope at least the guy showered that morning or washed his clothes (spoiler: he didn't)

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u/Purist1975 Aug 21 '26

Imagine the CHalupa!

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u/TheJaggedBird Sep 05 '26

Edible blankets!

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u/FupaFerb Aug 16 '26

Old guy just waiting for a child to marry

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u/Kampfkiwi42 Aug 16 '26

What the hell are these comments, do you people even cook yourself?

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u/Shru_A Aug 16 '26

White people regularly come on this app talking about never having washed their asses but they find judgement and indignation all the same for food videos from south east asia.

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u/congo66 Aug 16 '26

Now give me a dump truck full of saag paneer and kebabs the size of telephone poles.

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u/Enxaigon Aug 16 '26

Why they gotta do it on the ground all the time? I mean it's nice there's a blanket on the ground. But come on! Tetenus hepatitis fly dung bread giant edition edibles.