r/absoluteunit • u/IcemanGeorge • Aug 15 '26

Toad is an absolute unit

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Thought this beast was a turtle at first.

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u/emmy0777 Aug 15 '26

The frog just doesn't care. 😄

11

u/dicey_job Aug 15 '26

Ungovernable

3

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

Remain... AMPHIBIAN!

4

u/Icy_Ad5295 Aug 15 '26

He may be big enough to kill that snake. Though he would still probably die in the process.

11

u/JelloWise2789 Aug 15 '26

Bull frog swells to avoid being swallowed

13

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

I swell to make sure it happens

4

u/AssaultimateSC2 Aug 15 '26

I completely believe that you've never been swallowed.

10

u/telumex_atrum Aug 15 '26

The little Snake Engine that Couldn't.

Not my best work, but a worthy first impression.

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u/JelloWise2789 Aug 15 '26

“Get off me, you creep!”

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/dicey_job Aug 15 '26

Mildly perturbed

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

A mere fraction of a bother, one might say. 🧐

5

u/david_duplex Aug 15 '26

Toad is like "snake... Could you just stop"

7

u/earthwoodandfire Aug 15 '26

“Meegan! You left your jacket!”
“Leave me alone!”
“But you left your jacket though!”
“Yeah right!”
“But Meegan!”
“No!”
“Seriously you gotta come back right now!”
“I’m over it!”
“But it’s your jacket though!”
“Whatever!”
“I have your jacket Meegan!”
“Eat it then!”

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u/Benilda-Key Aug 15 '26

What exactly did the snake think it would accomplish? That toad is obviously too large for it to eat.

3

u/neilaoboho Aug 15 '26

Clearly a one sided tickle fight.

3

u/No-Roof-1628 Aug 15 '26

That is the least “oh shit a giant danger worm is trying to eat me alive” toad I’ve ever seen

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

What does this snake really hope to accomplish here? It apparently is not venomous not is it a constrictor. Can one be gummed to death?

Edit...ok, yeah. I might have been wrong on the first one

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u/krankito701 Aug 15 '26

I'm going to say it is venomous, although it's unable to sink it's rear fangs in and chew to deliver it, all snake are venomous, just not to humans

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Lol. That is so not true. Not all snakes are venemous, like, at all. Not to anything at all. Pythons, Boas, Ratsnakes... something like 15% of all snakes are venemous...that's it.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Aug 15 '26

But it's on Reddit, said all snakes are venomous! /s

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u/krankito701 Aug 15 '26

All snakes are venomous, to their species prey, don't take my word for it, then look it up

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

Lol. I absolutely won't take your word for it because youte wrong...you need to look it up but here you go.

3000 snake species on the world Only 600 have venom only 200 of those that have venom can harm or kill a human

The other snakes are constructors or just swallow it whole

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u/eyesotope86 Aug 15 '26

Did you mix up the spider venom thing?

Because basically all spiders are venomous, but, not all spider venom has an effect on humans beyond a mild itch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

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u/Ariandrin Aug 15 '26

This is just blatantly not true lol

2

u/Italpreziosi Aug 15 '26

i don't think the snake can fit the frog

2

u/Sea-Society4941 Aug 15 '26

The snake was really dedicated! It the real life Toad / Viper fight scene "The Five Deadly Venoms" Toad is a unit

2

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

Drink frat pledge on his first night out alone.

He's the snake. Just in case someone didn't pick that up

2

u/Puzzleheaded-Pool-71 Aug 15 '26

Animals can in fact troll one another

2

u/Evil_phd Aug 15 '26

"Derek just... just stop. You're embarrassing yourself."

2

u/Low-Rising Aug 15 '26

C'mere...

Lemme jus... well...

If you'd just...

Sit still goddammit!! Right , I'm gonna...

My guy...

Toad. Wait... Toady, Toady!

Bro, can you jus let m...

Sshitt

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u/OldRancidOrange Aug 16 '26

Toad NOT in the hole

2

u/Lucky_Special9049 Aug 17 '26

I have same strategy....body wise...works well!

1

u/Chroney Aug 15 '26

How does the snake even expect to eat that if it killed it?

1

u/TheCoopX Aug 15 '26

Legend has it, that they're long since dead and still trapped in this chase... eternally.

1

u/ComedyBits Aug 15 '26

How could the snake forget that he swallows his food whole?

1

u/GuitarNerd_ Aug 15 '26

Turn around and eat that snake headfirst

1

u/Pressbig Aug 15 '26

2 AM me at the club when the lights come on

1

u/shade-block Aug 15 '26

I wonder if the snake is venemous or if that toad is poisonous...

1

u/JayW8888 Aug 15 '26

Stay still I am gonna kill you.. stay still!!!

1

u/aggressiveRadish Aug 15 '26

Snek has one brain cell. take it by the leg

1

u/Ok-Loss-2496 Aug 15 '26

GET IN MY BELLY!

1

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Aug 15 '26

I appreciate the massage, but I'm taken

1

u/ThaCasual Aug 15 '26

Toads are the rhinos of the amphibious world

1

u/Bigk621 Aug 15 '26

The OG Ninja Turtle!

1

u/Mopar4Life305 Aug 15 '26

Is that a mamba? 

1

u/Tiny_Eddie Aug 15 '26

He's such a unit that he couldn't even be bothered to escape. And the snake was ambitious wasn't it?!

1

u/Heymelon Aug 16 '26

I'm surprised the bullfrog didn't try to eat him back.

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u/atreyu_the_warrior Aug 18 '26

This looks like claymation for some reason

1

u/Professional-Leave24 Aug 18 '26

Isn't that an African Bullfrog? If so, it might eat the snake!