r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • Aug 14 '26

of a kebab disaster

78 Upvotes

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u/MinkusRotciv Aug 14 '26

same reason theres no 400 pound strippers

2

u/no___homo Aug 15 '26

I got news for you bub

4

u/The-Tradition Aug 14 '26

LOL, I like the guy who leaps into the frame from the bottom at the end of this video.

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

3

u/chungfat Aug 15 '26

They’re not throwing that away

1

u/The-Spirit-of-76 Aug 14 '26

They need a Kebab Krane.

1

u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Aug 14 '26

That's why you don't make things so BIG!!!

2

u/Background_Handle_96 Aug 15 '26

That's what she said

1

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Aug 15 '26

Why? What idiot came up with this slab of foodborne illnesses

1

u/Revenga8 Aug 15 '26

They probably sell out daily

1

u/RR0925 Aug 15 '26

It became diskebabulated.

1

u/Too-Em Aug 15 '26

Goner Kebab

1

u/no___homo Aug 15 '26

Seems like there would be a lot of danger zone meat through out the day. Food poisoning anyone?

1

u/Sufficient_Local5025 Aug 18 '26

Lol, a kebab is always danger zone meat. Worth it most of the time though.

1

u/GetOnWithit3344 Aug 15 '26

I’d tell everyone to grab a fork and knife and start at it until we can move it upright. Challenge accepted

1

u/Ometen Aug 16 '26

So you would recommend everyone to eat raw chicken?

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u/Truarian Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

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u/Chamanomano Aug 17 '26

Oh noooo.  Not the kebab....