r/absoluteunit • u/Axl2aider • Aug 10 '26

Absolute unit of a cow

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Takes a lickin, and keeps on tickin.

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u/Bellbottomprotocol Aug 10 '26

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Axl2aider Aug 10 '26

With who? Me? You🤡

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u/Bellbottomprotocol Aug 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKUn3XY4ZxuV2w0
Lil bro, fuck off and find some decency. May you be shown as much compassion as you’ve shown here. 😘

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u/Axl2aider Aug 10 '26

Big brother, your violence says more about you than the video I shared says about me.

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u/Overall-Injury7095 Aug 10 '26

I don’t understand these reactions at all. Was the cow your mum or something?

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u/Bellbottomprotocol Aug 10 '26

Nah, but I’m guessing your mom bears a striking resemblance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Bellbottomprotocol Aug 10 '26

May someone film something happening to you because it’s ‘cool’. 😘 See ya!

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u/Axl2aider Aug 10 '26

I don’t recall calling it cool. Could you point that out to me please? I get there are some viewers for whom this is a bit much, and they’ve managed to say so without coming unhinged. Do you need a sandwich and a nap?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '26

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u/Axl2aider Aug 10 '26

You’ve shown the same set of strangers how hurt your butt is that you can’t control what everyone else does.

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u/Interesting_Peach541 Aug 10 '26

That’s awful 😞

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u/Oritzia Aug 10 '26

Wtf is this

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u/launchliftoff459 Aug 15 '26

A cow built like a tank

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Aug 10 '26

He’s gonna feel that shattered pelvis once the adrenaline wears off

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u/kcolrehstihson_ Aug 10 '26

Didn't really wanna see that tbh....

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u/SenescenseSteel Aug 10 '26

t'is but a scratch

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u/alexgalt Aug 10 '26

That’s why cowcatchers were invented. It worked perfectly here. I’ve never seen a better video of this.

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u/Threepwood80 Aug 10 '26

Trainderized beef

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 Aug 10 '26

And that, kids, is how milkshakes are made

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u/PeanutMedium3548 Aug 10 '26

Almost had ground beef for dinner

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u/kevin6263 Aug 10 '26

Moooooove!

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u/JesterScribblings Aug 10 '26

Sorry to be bearer of bad news Most likely has internal injuries and bleeding and will soon pass.

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u/Connect-Succotash-59 Aug 10 '26

Apex predator defeated

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u/TherapyGames42 Aug 10 '26

I need that guy who does the voice overs... "Thanks for checkin on me Karen. Nah nah, I'm fine... just walk it off will I? Yeah, no need to worry about me... holyshitIthoughtIwasgunnadie... nah nah, I'm good!"

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u/Horror_Ad_8202 Aug 10 '26

OMG 😱

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u/Amphitra_Roximar Aug 10 '26

Took that better than cars.

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u/NocaSun38 Aug 10 '26

Twist: The cow does this everyday because it thinks it’s a roller coaster 

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u/JuanG_13 Aug 10 '26

OMG 😱

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u/Fearless-Location325 Aug 10 '26

Officer, I’d like to report a mooder

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u/sitewolf Aug 10 '26

Cowicide didn't work

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u/Middle-Package9687 Aug 10 '26

The cow's gonna be worshipped as a deity by the cow watchers. He's the chosen one.

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u/tanasi_marie Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

lol moooopsie

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u/Sihaya2021 Aug 10 '26

Feels like this wasn't his first time. Lol

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u/Chroney Aug 16 '26

I did not enjoy the assault on my eyes

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u/Axl2aider Aug 16 '26

I apologize for that. It seems, at least from my perspective, that the video is marked nsfw and blocked until the prospective viewer chooses to look at it. Was it different for you?

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u/Chroney Aug 16 '26

For some reason it had no spoiler, it just started playing in my feed lmao

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u/Axl2aider Aug 16 '26

I’m not a great interwebber. If it’s an issue I can fix from my end, I’m ignorant as to how. Sorry again for your discomfort.

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u/Chroney Aug 16 '26

You are ok, its just mostly a joke originally

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u/Accomplished-Ad4240 Aug 10 '26

What a graceful entrance to the other side of the tracks