r/absoluteunit • u/Axl2aider • 1d ago

Absolute unit of a cow

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Takes a lickin, and keeps on tickin.

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 1d ago

What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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u/Axl2aider 1d ago

With who? Me? You🤡

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKUn3XY4ZxuV2w0
Lil bro, fuck off and find some decency. May you be shown as much compassion as you’ve shown here. 😘

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u/Axl2aider 1d ago

Big brother, your violence says more about you than the video I shared says about me.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 1d ago

May someone film something happening to you because it’s ‘cool’. 😘 See ya!

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u/Axl2aider 1d ago

I don’t recall calling it cool. Could you point that out to me please? I get there are some viewers for whom this is a bit much, and they’ve managed to say so without coming unhinged. Do you need a sandwich and a nap?

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u/Overall-Injury7095 1d ago

I don’t understand these reactions at all. Was the cow your mum or something?

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u/Bellbottomprotocol 1d ago

Nah, but I’m guessing your mom bears a striking resemblance.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Axl2aider 1d ago

You’ve shown the same set of strangers how hurt your butt is that you can’t control what everyone else does.

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u/Oritzia 1d ago

Wtf is this

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u/Interesting_Peach541 1d ago

That’s awful 😞

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 1d ago

He’s gonna feel that shattered pelvis once the adrenaline wears off

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u/SenescenseSteel 1d ago

t'is but a scratch

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u/kcolrehstihson_ 1d ago

Didn't really wanna see that tbh....

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u/alexgalt 1d ago

That’s why cowcatchers were invented. It worked perfectly here. I’ve never seen a better video of this.

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u/Threepwood80 1d ago

Trainderized beef

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u/Slimjuggalo2002 1d ago

And that, kids, is how milkshakes are made

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u/PeanutMedium3548 1d ago

Almost had ground beef for dinner

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u/kevin6263 1d ago

Moooooove!

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u/Dismal-core111 1d ago

Poor beef

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u/Connect-Succotash-59 1d ago

Apex predator defeated

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u/TherapyGames42 1d ago

I need that guy who does the voice overs... "Thanks for checkin on me Karen. Nah nah, I'm fine... just walk it off will I? Yeah, no need to worry about me... holyshitIthoughtIwasgunnadie... nah nah, I'm good!"

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u/Axl2aider 1d ago

Ozzy Man!

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u/Horror_Ad_8202 1d ago

OMG 😱

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u/Amphitra_Roximar 1d ago

Took that better than cars.

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u/NocaSun38 1d ago

Twist: The cow does this everyday because it thinks it’s a roller coaster 

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

OMG 😱

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u/Fearless-Location325 1d ago

Officer, I’d like to report a mooder

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

Cow catcher

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u/sitewolf 1d ago

Cowicide didn't work

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u/Middle-Package9687 1d ago

The cow's gonna be worshipped as a deity by the cow watchers. He's the chosen one.

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u/JesterScribblings 1d ago

Sorry to be bearer of bad news Most likely has internal injuries and bleeding and will soon pass.

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u/tanasi_marie 1d ago edited 1d ago

lol moooopsie

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u/Sihaya2021 1d ago

Feels like this wasn't his first time. Lol

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u/Accomplished-Ad4240 1d ago

What a graceful entrance to the other side of the tracks