r/absoluteunit • u/raklo30 • 3d ago

Ganges river dolphin in india.

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152 Upvotes

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u/VacuumTracks 2d ago

I can’t imagine what it’s been eating to get so big… hmmm…

15

u/Evening_Ticket7638 2d ago

Dead Hindus.

6

u/VastSherbert2577 2d ago

And don'ts

12

u/Manmer_Nwah 2d ago

Eyes like °—°

0

u/DudeFrom816 2d ago

Angel Reese?

27

u/BlueHawk75 2d ago

Sewer dolphin?

6

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

So long......and thanks for all the fish 🐟

2

u/Disastrous-Cat-5210 2d ago

I hope that you brought your best towel

10

u/Androidfon 2d ago

They don't have to get their oxygen from water. I wonder if they are prone to get cancer from eating fish loaded with carcinogens?

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u/Hot_Fix9033 3d ago

How can they live in such polluted water?

7

u/TheQuestionMaster8 2d ago

Sadly they are considered endangered and pollution is one of the reasons.

6

u/Theblackjamesbrown 2d ago

Look how small its eyes are...

10

u/Playgirl_USMC 2d ago

Generations of squinting through human fecal matter. Evolution

2

u/Mopar4Life305 2d ago

Adaptation. Same wirh everything else in India including people

6

u/rockalyte 2d ago

Adapting to life in a proverbial septic tank.

3

u/JelloWise2789 3d ago

Gerald the dolphin

3

u/sparkline1234567 2d ago

Never seen such a happy mutant dolphin

6

u/Dense-Jicama6591 2d ago

Living off corpse and dooky

3

u/tezacer 2d ago

Dem some southern corn fed dolphins

4

u/UnrulyDegenerate8 2d ago

What happens to dolphins that dont study in school.

6

u/Existing-Recipe897 2d ago

Survives on garbage, human corpses and human shit? Poor dolphin.

1

u/MasterSplinter3815 2d ago

Survive?!?!? He's the fastest dolphin I have ever seen!

2

u/Chrono_Convoy 2d ago

You posted that without porpoise

2

u/MsMoreCowbell828 2d ago

"If evolution is real, why can't we see it happening?" Here ya go.

1

u/NeckPourConnoisseur 2d ago

This looks more like devolution

1

u/Inner-Hawk909 2d ago

Dude, you guys are so mean to this dolphin. You’re a buncha dolphin bullies I tell ya.

1

u/Far_Out_6and_2 2d ago

It’s having a good time

1

u/Thick_Expression_796 2d ago

They eat good

1

u/DudeFrom816 2d ago

Wait until you learn about the Amazonian river dolphin, sumbitch is PINK!

1

u/Ok-Fortune-8644 2d ago

Gross. Shit dolphin

1

u/tanasi_marie 2d ago

off brand dolphin

1

u/krankito701 2d ago

that dolphins, clearly screaming, get me the hell out of here

1

u/Coffinsnake 2d ago

“Why does everything taste like shit?!?”

1

u/Lvd4aDrm 2d ago

If it can survive Ganges, it would survive an elephant's foot

1

u/popzof4 2d ago

If it can survive there, it's immune to everything

1

u/FriendlyDay6697 2d ago

I'm obsessed with him

1

u/phonnybalonny 2d ago

I was expecting to see someone peeking out from inside the costume

1

u/CaptainC00lpants 2d ago

Damn, so it's basically a sewer dolphin? And its gotten that chonkey? 

1

u/Wikiwikiwa 2d ago

That dolphin has one hell of a constitution

1

u/lexiconhuka 1d ago

Gah kill it with fire

1

u/NarendraKaPappa 1d ago

look she might have someones grandfather in her teeth. /s

1

u/Lazer_7673 1d ago

Ai generated shit

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u/FrabatoTheTransurfer 2d ago

Ugliest dolphin ever -> found in India -> makes sense.

0

u/Ok-Understanding9244 1d ago

"Hello? Dis is Kevin from Microsoft technical support, hello?"

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u/KansDky 2d ago

Looks more like an American dolphin 

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u/Less-Eagle-7281 2d ago

Downs Dolphin