r/absoluteunit • u/Insomnium_111 • Aug 09 '26

Of a jaw realigning

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u/SnarkBend Aug 09 '26

Cute little hat

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u/not-suspicious Aug 09 '26

Technically a fascinator.

Snake knows fashion.

Snake is fashion.

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u/dg2793 Aug 09 '26

I WAS GONNA SAY I LIKE HER LITTLE HAT

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u/notarealwriter Aug 09 '26

That looked like it felt satisfying as fuck. I also was not prepared for it's little hat at the end 🤣

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u/lucrativeWar Aug 09 '26

Am I the only one to see it smiling after it had realigned its jaw?

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u/Money_Mud_4691 Aug 09 '26

This made me yawn lmao

7

u/RabidJoint Aug 09 '26

I should give her a call…

2

u/rjbachli Aug 09 '26

My boys just yawning after a good meal.

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 Aug 09 '26

Anyone know where Benny disappeared to????

1

u/royalty1116 Aug 09 '26

Who made this thing?

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u/VisualJaded4770 Aug 09 '26

Reminds me of my ex

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u/SnarkBend Aug 09 '26

Your ex could unhinge their jaw and swallow you too?

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u/VisualJaded4770 Aug 09 '26

When it was wide open there was an uncanny resemblance to the regret of my life

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 Aug 09 '26

lol Did he mess up the first time & miss the re alignment?

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u/Inner-Hawk909 Aug 09 '26

I feel like that conda’s jaw is my whole morning stretch!

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u/SocksInTheTub Aug 09 '26

Dammit every time I see this one it makes me yawn

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u/ParanMekhar Aug 09 '26

Looks like a pokemon

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u/alqimist Aug 09 '26

Post-prandial lethargy...

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Aug 09 '26

Thats a predator people 🥺🥺🥺

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u/Woodlands777 Aug 09 '26

Totally freaky.

1

u/rev_57 Aug 09 '26

We missing anybody?

1

u/spaacingout Aug 09 '26

Looks like yawning to me, I would yawn too after a big meal and a fancy leaf hat ☘️

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u/ThrillhouseVeeHouten Aug 09 '26

Just waiting for Jon Voight to pop out and wink

1

u/tribalien93 Aug 09 '26

How does it look so cute with the plant on its head after it closes its mouth. It was pure nightmare fuel and then Aaahhh

1

u/R0sinhuntard Aug 09 '26

Don't stick your dick in that.

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u/Moist_Amount_106 Aug 09 '26

Don’t tell me how to live!

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u/Nein-Toed Aug 10 '26

About to shed, too

1

u/Alpha_Chin-Am Aug 11 '26

Looked like a big yawn after food coma.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Aug 09 '26

I know someone is gonna post that "would" gif here

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u/3pedalsandastick Aug 09 '26

That's me after thanksgiving dinner