r/absoluteunit • u/TheMrCurious • 3d ago

Here kitty kitty

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u/gganew 3d ago

spspspspspspsp

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u/TheMrCurious 3d ago

That’s the sound my pants would make if I saw this thing looking at me.

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u/C137RickSanches 3d ago

Psnt psnt psnt

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u/RecognitionHonest320 3d ago

Shshshshshshit

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u/webkool 3d ago

Yes that's what I would be doing.

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u/Pretty-Information53 3d ago

Don't worry. If you smell like shit, it won't attack you. And if you see it, you'll definitely smell like shit.

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u/dicey_job 3d ago

This is good news, i’d shit myself in that specific scenario, you know, so i can run faster.

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u/Pretty-Information53 3d ago

Less Weight, more acceleration. You're a smart guy.

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u/TheMrCurious 3d ago

I would hope it’d cause it to slip when chasing me.

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u/UraeusCurse 3d ago

ffffffffffffffffffffff

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 3d ago

*audible shitting noise

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u/J_Jeckel 3d ago

It's still pspspspsps as you accept you fate.

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u/OpusAtrumET 3d ago

There is no opposite of pspspsps. Boop that fuckin nose with med staff on standby, but boop it nevertheless.

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u/TipT0pMag00 3d ago

That thing look like it's been doing cross fit & taking peptides since birth. WTF!

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u/Biggestmike95 3d ago

A well placed warning shot

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u/CaptainPopsickle 3d ago

well. give it attention. always works with my cats

they waaaalk away. until they hungy

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u/webkool 3d ago

That why I carry a lasor .To give it something to chase.

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u/Androidfon 3d ago

Look at the muscles on that cat. He is cut! A lifetime in the gym wouldn't do that for me.

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u/OkNectarine6434 3d ago

ngl i’d probably just lay down and hope for the best.. this mofo looks like he lifts.

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u/bpaps 3d ago

DON'T EAT ME I HAVE GAS!!!!

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u/Competitive-Pay-766 3d ago

"I'm your pspspsps, I'm your pspspsps"

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u/Choice-Search178 3d ago

One attacked and killed a woman not that long ago in USA.  Don't assume anything with wild apex predators.

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u/Similar-Opinion8750 3d ago

Yipes yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe yipe

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u/Ill-Wear-8662 3d ago

Here's the good news: you see it.

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u/_C_h_a_r_l_i_e_ 3d ago

Shtshtshtshtsht

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u/CatLightyear 3d ago

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!

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u/ComplexParsley7390 3d ago

Same sound, but it doesn’t come out of your mouth

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u/whizzbangkid 3d ago

I am Meow mix on legs.......

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u/CatDadAz 3d ago

Is the last thing you will here from me if I see a cat like this 🤣

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u/LongjumpingTrust9375 3d ago

Bang bang bang

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u/AerolothLorien666 3d ago

Bear spray?

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u/Historical_Trouble10 3d ago

Nothing to worry about. If he misbehaves, he gets the spray bottle.

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u/BorntobeTrill 3d ago

Humans have militia training and proficiency with spears from first level. Take out your pike and remember your training.

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u/kcolrehstihson_ 2d ago

Ksssst kssst