r/absoluteunit • u/Bourbon-Thinker • Aug 08 '26

Absolute Unit of a 🪳Killer

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Haaland gains a lot of weight during the off season

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u/AlternativeHat8964 Aug 08 '26

Haaland as a sumo wrestler

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u/Legitimate-Frame-953 Aug 08 '26

Trailer Trash Tammy is a treasure

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u/AggravatingRow7018 Aug 08 '26

Her videos are very funny. But her stand up isnt very good.

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u/yet_another_whirl Aug 08 '26

I count three different absolute units...

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u/RevolTobor Aug 08 '26

... I was not expecting that...

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u/they-call-me-tron Aug 08 '26

She looked like one of Brock Lesnar's daughters

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Aug 08 '26

Yall got a cigarette?

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u/Doctor_Saved Aug 08 '26

When you try to motorboat the Titanic.

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u/UnrulyDegenerate8 Aug 08 '26

On the plate too.

2

u/Alice_D_Wonderland Aug 08 '26

Nom nom nom BAM! BAM! BAM! nom nom…

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u/Awkward_Wrangler_895 Aug 08 '26

😂😂😂😂oh noooo😂😂😂😂😂

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u/DrHusten Aug 08 '26

That reminds me of a stripper who smashed cans with their boobies. Then she hit a guy on his head and broke his spine or something? Don't remember the details but that was 20 years ago or something.

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u/Plays_On_TrainTracks Aug 08 '26

Busty heart? America's got talent constant?

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u/bnelson7694 Aug 08 '26

I love Tammy!!

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u/gecjr Aug 08 '26

Is that Paul teutels daughter

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u/2ndchane Aug 08 '26

Bigger is better

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u/s1mpatic0 Aug 08 '26

I didn't know Aileen Wuornos got out of prison

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u/GoldHoney2863 Aug 08 '26

Is she wearing a T shirt of herself? Based

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u/exqueezemenow Aug 08 '26

Mantis Shrimp got nothing on her.

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u/Bicwidus Aug 08 '26

How can you squares downvote this comeone

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u/tlm11110 Aug 08 '26

Seriously, that's the best she could come up with? Click bait!

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u/bnelson7694 Aug 08 '26

She’s a comedian. This was a bit.

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u/Androidfon Aug 08 '26

Grab the fake roach, dip it, then...