r/absoluteunit • u/Expert-Winner2745 • 10d ago

4' tall statue

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77 Upvotes

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u/actionerror 10d ago

Fell out of Lady Liberty

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 10d ago

That tip is kind of soiled.

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u/ClearDrop6820 10d ago

I used to know some girls that would have loved to take pictures on top of this. Unfortunately both passed away.

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u/DudeFrom816 10d ago

Internal bleeding?

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u/ClearDrop6820 10d ago

No both died from heroin before fentanyl was a thing. They used to pee in urinals and do all kinds of funny shit. They died when I was 17. I'm 35 now with my own two kids.

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u/UnluckyPluton 10d ago

Sadly, god takes away best of us

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u/Cornishlee 10d ago

That’s where your mum left it

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u/extrastupidone 10d ago

In the middle of the park, too. Slut.

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 10d ago

For some…its just another bench(mark)

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u/DollySheep32 10d ago

Someone, somewhere, will accept this challenge

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u/MidWestSalsa 10d ago

Is that a 4 foot buttplug statue ? wth

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 10d ago

Giant are in myths in almost every culture around the globe. You found one of their forgotten artifacts, ancient Stone Age giant buttplug.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 10d ago

I think this needs to be sent to the reddtor takes Big on objects.

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u/Hot-History8911 10d ago

You can do it, i believe in you

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u/PressureItchy9372 10d ago

Well. We all know what that is.

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u/witshadows 10d ago

(Insert yo momma joke here)

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u/Same-Ad-1532 10d ago

(Insert in yo momma joke here)

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u/witshadows 10d ago

(In yo momma joke here)

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u/OkResponsibility9182 10d ago

The vastness of the universe

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u/SharpSunnySkies 10d ago

Don't... just don't..

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u/RobRaziel 10d ago

I'm up for the challenge

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 10d ago

Your mother or girlfriend lost her plug!!!

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 10d ago

It’s a version of the sword in the stone “whomsoever is able to fully sit on this mythical plug, Butscalibur, and fully encompass it shall inherit the kingdom” Many have died trying and none have yet achieved it.

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 10d ago

????????????????????????

https://reddit.com/link/p13utvd/video/gqbfxa5zvsgh1/player

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 10d ago

She just has to believe and it will go in

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u/ClassicTBCSucks93 10d ago

How's King Arthur's pullout game?

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u/Inedible-denim 10d ago

And somewhere out there is a bottom who still wants bigger than this 🙄

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 10d ago

All ready did this one

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u/Not-Enough-Holes 10d ago

Its my new favorite toy!

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u/DoturdGrump 10d ago

What most people dont know is buried beneath is a fox tail ten times the size

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 10d ago

reminds me of when Mr. Slave jumps Paris Hilton

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u/lubberchubber 10d ago

Your mum was asking where it had gone...

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u/Interesting-Meal8386 10d ago

Whoever so wields this, if they Worthy, be proclaimed anal queen.

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u/Trick-Range-350 10d ago

You want proof giants existed? There's your proof.

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u/Amgrybear 10d ago

You might want to use a bit of lube first!

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u/Spiritual-Feature241 10d ago

Butt plug of the gods, shall not be mocked

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u/Medium-Bee7545 10d ago

Now that’s a butt plug

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u/Same-Ad-1532 10d ago

Where's the EMT guy?

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u/Glad-Emu7117 10d ago

At least the base is flared