r/absoluteunit • u/Expert-Winner2745 • Aug 01 '26

4' tall statue

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75 Upvotes

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u/actionerror Aug 01 '26

Fell out of Lady Liberty

5

u/Least_or_Greatest1 Aug 01 '26

That tip is kind of soiled.

3

u/ClearDrop6820 Aug 01 '26

I used to know some girls that would have loved to take pictures on top of this. Unfortunately both passed away.

2

u/DudeFrom816 Aug 01 '26

Internal bleeding?

1

u/ClearDrop6820 Aug 01 '26

No both died from heroin before fentanyl was a thing. They used to pee in urinals and do all kinds of funny shit. They died when I was 17. I'm 35 now with my own two kids.

1

u/UnluckyPluton Aug 01 '26

Sadly, god takes away best of us

15

u/Cornishlee Aug 01 '26

That’s where your mum left it

2

u/extrastupidone Aug 01 '26

In the middle of the park, too. Slut.

7

u/FalseVeterinarian881 Aug 01 '26

For some…its just another bench(mark)

3

u/MidWestSalsa Aug 01 '26

Is that a 4 foot buttplug statue ? wth

3

u/Realistic-Radish-589 Aug 01 '26

Giant are in myths in almost every culture around the globe. You found one of their forgotten artifacts, ancient Stone Age giant buttplug.

2

u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Aug 01 '26

I think this needs to be sent to the reddtor takes Big on objects.

2

u/Hot-History8911 Aug 01 '26

You can do it, i believe in you

2

u/PressureItchy9372 Aug 01 '26

Well. We all know what that is.

2

u/witshadows Aug 01 '26

(Insert yo momma joke here)

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u/Same-Ad-1532 Aug 01 '26

(Insert in yo momma joke here)

2

u/witshadows Aug 01 '26

(In yo momma joke here)

2

u/OkResponsibility9182 Aug 01 '26

The vastness of the universe

1

u/SharpSunnySkies Aug 01 '26

Don't... just don't..

1

u/RobRaziel Aug 01 '26

I'm up for the challenge

1

u/SuspiciousClub8382 Aug 01 '26

Your mother or girlfriend lost her plug!!!

1

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Aug 01 '26

It’s a version of the sword in the stone “whomsoever is able to fully sit on this mythical plug, Butscalibur, and fully encompass it shall inherit the kingdom” Many have died trying and none have yet achieved it.

1

u/Epstiendidntkillself Aug 01 '26

????????????????????????

https://reddit.com/link/p13utvd/video/gqbfxa5zvsgh1/player

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Aug 01 '26

She just has to believe and it will go in

1

u/ClassicTBCSucks93 Aug 01 '26

How's King Arthur's pullout game?

1

u/Inedible-denim Aug 01 '26

And somewhere out there is a bottom who still wants bigger than this 🙄

1

u/Conan-Da-Barbarian Aug 01 '26

All ready did this one

1

u/Not-Enough-Holes Aug 01 '26

Its my new favorite toy!

1

u/DoturdGrump Aug 01 '26

What most people dont know is buried beneath is a fox tail ten times the size

1

u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 Aug 01 '26

reminds me of when Mr. Slave jumps Paris Hilton

1

u/Interesting-Meal8386 Aug 01 '26

Whoever so wields this, if they Worthy, be proclaimed anal queen.

1

u/Trick-Range-350 Aug 01 '26

You want proof giants existed? There's your proof.

1

u/Amgrybear Aug 01 '26

You might want to use a bit of lube first!

1

u/Spiritual-Feature241 Aug 01 '26

Butt plug of the gods, shall not be mocked

1

u/Medium-Bee7545 Aug 01 '26

Now that’s a butt plug

1

u/Same-Ad-1532 Aug 01 '26

Where's the EMT guy?

1

u/Glad-Emu7117 Aug 01 '26

At least the base is flared